Trashy dating sims are all fun and games, until one decides you need to be taught a lesson.

A bored young woman signs up for an odd volunteer job request.

A slowly dying android with a thirst for battle faces a world of insurmountable odds: very nice plant people. How long will they last? How many fights will they win? Who is the mysterious Terran? And what is the point of human independence if you aren’t even human?

Brooke encounters a sad, six word story about a pair of shoes. The resulting purchase leads her to having a very fun time that night.

While working as decent huntress was good for Helen at first, everything changed when she found out her village was in dire need of money. Needing to find something that can pay big and fast, she found a mission from a noble, to capture a fox monster girl…

Venisin Lanse, Eighth Bloom, has been assigned a problem floret-to-be. And she might just be the right affini for the job. But not all is as it seems… An HDG deconstruction.

A professor of mythology finds a new sex toy in her apartment that’s simply divine.

The Cooper sisters - one a teacher, one a student - have a few surprises waiting for them at school, in the form of a dangerous stone, a predatory principal, and some truly evil classmates.

A ragtag band of the last few Terran rebels encounter a mysterious Affini and discover a shocking truth: why yes, they would make good pets! After all, there are no lies in the Affini Compact.

When a college girl has to roleplay her D&D spell to the group things start to get real weird real quick…

A druid discovers an ancient artifact: a sentient pair of gloves. But as her magics attune to the item she begins to wonder if it’s the hand that moves the glove or if it’s the other way around.

An active sophont goes for a walk in the park :3

A young woman out on the town falls for an enchanting rhymer and winds up breaking all her own rules.

Ashlea has it all: a mansion, a private jet, the most beautiful maids money can hire, but she wants more. Personal sexual slaves. But in attempting to obtain them with enchanted bondage, a loophole in the enchantment catches her out, and now she’s the one in chains.

Five dumb frat guys are, one-by-one, lured into a world of fantastical erotic temptations.

A CNC breeding roleplay occurs for the purposes of emotional catharsis

Another anthology of short stories of dubious canonicity, based in Glitchy Robo’s Human Domestication Guide universe (Because I have way too many ideas, too much time on my hands, and am full of hubris).

Kelly Sharp joins a Christian mom group with a secret.

A Human Domestication Guide story featuring a traumatized plant who needs an emotional support sophont and a human who needs to be useful.

A struggling young woman and a hypercompetent alien get stranded in space, and need to figure out how they can work together to get home despite their… cultural differences. Set in @GlitchyRobo’s Human Domestication Guide universe