BAD: You and your girlfriend’s would-be unicorn is actually a hitwoman targeting her. WORSE: She has some kind of hangup about killing you without your permission, and decides to make it your problem. (Protagonist is gender-ambiguous, but bepenised.)

Kinzie is a trucker on Kandar, where spidery aliens plot galactic conquest. She works hard, plays hard, & if she can hang on for another year, she’ll buy a jumpjet of her own & fly far away. But plans change when she’s caught among rebels, and even worse? Her license is expired.

Sidestories to “I Was A Hero In Another World But My Dog-Girl Slave Swapped Places With Me And Now I Can’t Disobey Her”. Content will be generally along those lines, but may be significantly darker. Or way lighter! …but probably darker.