You and your partner have decided to take a little trip to Build-A-Drone

I knew you were destined to be a slave the moment I saw you…and I think you knew it too… Your friends were so judgemental…but they were slaves at heart too…

A housewife isn’t just a housewife, and she was surely something else before she became a housewife. Why, a housewife could very well have been a whole slew of something-elses before she became a housewife! Can OUR HEROINE remember the secrets of CLOSE QUARTERS HOMEMAKING?

Woman goes to doctor. She says, “I love a good Pagliacci meme, but I feel the dearth of unnervingly hypnohorny Pagliacci memes like an ache in my heart.” Doctor tugs twenty tangled pocketwatches from her bag before tossing the whole mess aside with a smile. “Treatment is simple!”

Ah, what could be better than being a cog in the Marquis de Cat’s war machine? Oppression, imperialism, colonialism, and that sweet rapid industrialization. Shame about the brainwashing lizards and their hot dragon goddess.

A lighthearted look at the daily life of PAISLEY PERFECTLYORDINARYWITCH and the charming hijinks she gets up to in GRADUWITCH SCHOOL. It’s not quite dolltwitter but it’s in the neighborhood?