As the magical girl Guardian Pink, Rose Novak encounters a lot of unusual dangers. But surely no threat is too great for the leader of the Heart Guardians, right? An anthology of microfics I wrote based on people’s responses to my “How Would You Defeat My OC?” Twitter challenge.

Cat the Burglar is abducted by a university for supervillains, and one of the students attempts to brainwash her for a grade.

Woman goes to doctor. She says, “I love a good Pagliacci meme, but I feel the dearth of unnervingly hypnohorny Pagliacci memes like an ache in my heart.” Doctor tugs twenty tangled pocketwatches from her bag before tossing the whole mess aside with a smile. “Treatment is simple!”

When a ghostly hypnotist starts to terrorize an old amusement park, the Mystery Society jump into action and attempt to solve the mystery! However, one of their members might be a little too interested in the ghost and its powers…

While working in a coffee shop Beth meets a strange and silent girl who dresses like a mime. Could a mutual love of silence help them both find something more?