Candace tries to explain how the brainwashing that makes her into a dumb giggly slut works… but it’s kind of tricky. Because she’s such a dumb, giggly slut.

A race of highly advanced aliens had decided that planet earth needs their guidance, the humans are way over their head and they surely destroy themselves, the solution? they need a queen, a perfect hybrid of both human and alien’s best attributes, but how perfect is she?