A Human Domestication Guide story featuring a traumatized plant who needs an emotional support sophont and a human who needs to be useful.

The Affini Compact has caught up with and boarded their ship, but Kallie and Trissa have a cunning plan to avoid capture. A somewhat more lighthearted Human Domestication Guide (by GlitchyRobo) story.

A ragtag band of the last few Terran rebels encounter a mysterious Affini and discover a shocking truth: why yes, they would make good pets! After all, there are no lies in the Affini Compact.

A lone, traumatized girl turns herself in to the affini out of desperation. She has many enemies the affini wish to protect her from, but what they don’t realize is that they may well top the list.

After saying some unfortunate things while drunk, Olivia is forced into conversations with a floret and her Owner to help alleviate her fears. Unfortunately, the floret is her long-estranged ex. An HDG Story

An agent of the Terran Institute of Territorial Supremacy, Angela bit on more than she could chew

Snippets of conversation with and about an extremely nerdy floret with a special interest in Shakespeare. A Human Domestication Guide microfic anthology.

Following his rescue from the clutches of the affini compact, Edgar begins to turn the tide of the war. Really, it’s all starting to seem too good to be true, and his nightmares are growing worse. But hopefully the psychologist he’s been seeing can help with his… confusion.

(An HDG story) A human’s eye is caught by a seemingly distant, expressionless affini. Turns out, he may be just what she needs to let her guard down a little. [Continued on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45074374]

All her life Clara has heard the Song; a rhythm to which her life beats. It provides structure to an otherwise fluid existence. The Song demands a Schedule, and she gladly follows it. But when the affini show up with their own songs, will hers be subsumed?

A Cosmic Navy ship, hidden from the Affini for several years as the Accord fell around them is discovered by a lone interloper! With supplies beginning to run low and crew morale reaching breaking point, what will happen to this castaway crew? - Set in GlitchyRobo’s HDG Universe

A collection of short one-shot stories taking place in the HDG universe

This story is no longer being updated here and will be continued on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44767537/chapters/112635649. Thank you for reading!

An affini and her pet try and fail to get around to negotiating a contract.

A bonded pair find a new home.

The middle of a war isn’t exactly the best time to figure out who you are, and fighting a hopeless rebellion is even worse. But maybe there’s still a chance for it to all work out. A Human Domestication Guide story.

Lena’s job in the Terran Accord as a Space Traffic Controller is vital for safe travel around Terra, and she is sure that nothing will change that, not even an invasion by giant plant aliens… A HDG Fic

After Aurora is traumatized by a bad run in with rebels, it is determined that she can no longer take care of herself and must be domesticated. Her rescuer and the only Affini fit for the job, Ennervia, doesn’t believe she can handle a floret. An HDG Story

A skeleton crew operate independently out of view of their command are forced together on their ship and lack any cohesion. They violently fight back against their rescue. Fanfiction of GlitchyRobo’s Human Domestication Guide.

A Human Domestication Guide Story. “Xenia: Linden’s Luxury Stellar Vacation Destination!” Not so luxurious for Gale Rossings, a Linden employee struggling to protect worker health and safety. Honestly, she’d sooner expect an alien invasion than any positive change…