After “winning” a lottery to become a pet, Phoebe worries she’ll fail: she’s bad at training, which relies on hypnosis. Luckily for her, her neighbors have experience with this sort of thing. Unluckily for her, she only has 90 days left with them.

A fantastic tale of how I used an ancient creation of myth and legend to avail myself of the finest things that a travelling storyteller may be offered

Yes, I’m going to be a slave. But if I can at all avoid it, I’m not going to be a beast’s slave. Humanity is already bad enough. Commissioned by Guri.