Kira is very good at running away from things. Maybe a little bit too good.

Bernadette is an independent, self-assured woman who doesn’t need some alien invaders to tell her what to think… right?

Half-cybernetic secret agent November is on the trail of a deadly pirate queen, but something else got to her first. Can November survive facing a bigger fish with her wits and will intact? No, obviously not. A darker kind of Human Domestication Guide story.

Kink-light microfiction from the world of HDG.

An active sophont goes for a walk in the park :3

One ambitious Terran engineer’s scheme to break out of her class leads to the creation of new life: sentient, yes, but not sapient… at least, not by design. What is life to a machine that no longer has any purpose, and how will one eager Affini help her answer that question?

A girl on an Affini ship has many questions and very few answers. An ancient and powerful affini has grand plans for her. Together, they leave everything familiar behind. A Human Domestication Guide story, co-written with @SexySpellbook

A transfem pirate that lives for the game of battle, a bubbly shackled VI, and a man. The perfect team. A love that cannot be broken. Until the plants show up and all their trauma is to be healed. By force if necessary. The humans take issue with this, of course.

Near the end of the domestication of humanity, a seemingly simple recovery of poor, innocent cuties from a resort station goes terribly wrong. The truth of the matter obscured by conspiracy and lies, it may fall down to one singular Floret to discern the facts. But first: a nap.

Human domestication guide anthology, exploring the many purposes a pet can have in the Affini Compact

Crimson Seventa has a problem, the affini took over her home three years ago, and that was fine, but she met a beeple a year ago, and now she’ll do anything to fix it. A story set in the HDG universe!

A collection for my smaller Human Domestication Guide stories.

A desperate grocery run to the affini occupied districts of her city puts Irene on a collision course with an affini woman looking for a new pet.

Mint has a problem. A problem seemingly only Clara can solve. But how can Clara solve the problem when the problem is herself? A story based on the Human Domestication Guide universe.

Faced with a desperate and cruel plan of the Free Terran remnant, Cassiopeia follows her conscience, directly through the barrels of her former comrades’ guns. In her hold, she carries the key to it: a precious cargo in which a restless Affini might find meaning.

In the wake of an Anti-Affini protest gone south, an activist debates philosophy, gender and the merits of green imperialism with a young plant. You’d never anticipate this, but one of them probably winds up as a floret!

Piper, a rebel captured by the dastardly Affini Compact, becomes a test subject in an affini mad scientist’s newest experiment. Things don’t go as planned, and Piper suddenly finds herself with some big vines to fill. An HDG story which pays canon little heed.

Sometimes, it’s the simple things that are the most important. And without anything else, all that’s left are the simple things.

Strange incidents start occurring both in-game and out, after Oscar Wu meets a new player in the hit Terran looter shooter MMO, StarBattle LX. An erotic short set in the HDG universe. <3

Rachel gets coerced into joining a shady Terran Rebel group, but quickly finds herself out of her depth in covert operations. And then finds herself quickly domesticated. An HDG story.