An epistolary ship’s log detailing the process of being domesticated by the Affini. Set in GlitchyRobo’s Human Domestication Guide universe. (Note: Due to the format, a good chunk of the word count is fictitious. It’s probably between 50% and 75% of the listed word count.)

All her life Clara has heard the Song; a rhythm to which her life beats. It provides structure to an otherwise fluid existence. The Song demands a Schedule, and she gladly follows it. But when the affini show up with their own songs, will hers be subsumed?

In the wake of an alien invasion, one woman with a sleeping disorder is too tired to care, thankfully the aliens find her very cute and are willing to help a sleepy bitch out and more :3 (HDG story)

Theodora Ferne, First Floret aka TheoFlowers loves streaming video games. Today her and her owner, Magnolia play her favourite game Solcraft! Hijinks ensue! An HDG Story

An independent sophont has fallen ill, Oh no!! But she also won’t accept help because it’s just a cold, oh NO!! Maybe an affini can help her let herself be cared for? Oh, YES!!! A dirtposting Human Domestication Guide Crack-fic

HDG Short, Edward is trying to live with the war as best as he can, working desperately to maintain what he has, no matter how much it hurts him. The Affini might have some words to say about it and maybe Edward might find himself more comfortable as an adorable pet.

(An HDG story) A human’s eye is caught by a seemingly distant, expressionless affini. Turns out, he may be just what she needs to let her guard down a little. [Continued on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45074374]

A former Terran general, still intent on resisting her domestication, is taken on by a very tolerant owner. A human domestication story.

HDG Universe by @glitchyrobo presents a series of one shots: A group of florets counsel a potential new pet on IRC. | An Affini knocks upon your door and asks if she may enter. | More to follow!

Sarah, A cyberneticist and unwilling rebel finds herself face to face with the creatures she had heard so many horror stories about. How will Sarah fair when clutching vines drag her off to an unknown fate. A HDG story.

After a catastrophic jump, Luis and his crew is stranded in deep space without communication, little food and increasing tension. But that might be the least of their problems for there are also three affini on board. An HDG story. Story is continued on AO3

quick oneshot

Fun little short stories set in the Human Domestication Guide universe. CW’s added to each story (chapter)

A series of unrelated tales from a tiny corner of a very big ship in an even bigger universe. HDG shorts of questionable canonicity and even more questionable quality.

Following his rescue from the clutches of the affini compact, Edgar begins to turn the tide of the war. Really, it’s all starting to seem too good to be true, and his nightmares are growing worse. But hopefully the psychologist he’s been seeing can help with his… confusion.

A young sophont awakens in an Affini hospital with no memory of her past or her former self. After being informed that she is apparently a “Floret”, she decides to fight a legal battle for her independance. But when she meets a certain kind and caring plant will her plans change?

A collection of short stories inspired by the HDG universe by GlitchyRobo These stories are fanfictions, some of them might lean heavily out of the realm of canon HDG universe. Enjoy :3

Snippets of conversation with and about an extremely nerdy floret with a special interest in Shakespeare. A Human Domestication Guide microfic anthology.

An agent of the Terran Institute of Territorial Supremacy, Angela bit on more than she could chew

Monica Parolles and Dracaena Cinnabari are both old, tired, and unbelievably stubborn. Can Cinnabari convince Monica to become her floret? Can Monica get out of this with her independence intact? REVISION ON AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50219548/