Oh hey tanya by the way
You know how i told you i'd say if there was drama
With Luma and the sex bonkers stuff

ya u said that
is there drama

There's drama 😇
I think it's handled but yeah drama
Also i wanted to ask about some stuff

what stuff
is it also sex bonkers or is it like a normal question

Both kind of
Look ok there’s some background drama
You remember the other vampire
The one luma’s down bad for

yea she was a prick right

Basically
And she’s got a whole fuckin harem right
Enthralled girls she calls around every night to drink their blood
Luma’s been trying to get her to release them
Eventually she released some people who she fucked up bad
And they were already fucked up tbh 😏
MMA chick with anger issues and her girlfriend who’s like a girlboss who wants to get killed really bad
They were so scared she’d come back for them they started living with luma

wait hold on
ur tellin me u don’t wanna get murdered

You know I’m gonna have to say no

and u call urself a white woman

🤣
Helen’s actually black though to be clear

😔

Gotta be real I dunno what her whole deal is
But whatever the point is her and jessica live with luma now right

ok so they wanted to not get enthralled
so they moved in with a vamp
following so far

Yeah yeah look it’s like
You know when dogs piss on tress or whatever to mark territory
Vamps get like that too
Luma gets protective right
Territorial
Makes it easier to hold her shit together too
Like when I’m hanging out with her and she starts squirming muttering shit like
Oh no she’s already mine 😈 i don’t need to kill her 🧛‍♀️
Or whatever
She’ll like growl at the wall about how the other vamp can’t have me
And you look at her panties and she’s sopping

k so theyre living with a vamp who’s also a psycho
got it

Bitch listen
If you’re in the woods and there’s wolves after you and a bear stops them you get behind the fuckin bear
Only thing as strong as a vampire is another vampire
Like you seriously have no idea trying to wrestle with luma feels like bein made out of paper mache
Maybe i’d have done different but i get why they did it

ok so hows that situation going then
sounds like a bad sitcom tbh

Lmao hold on it gets worse
So like drama number one happened when mary found out
Thats the other vamp
She’s also territorial and shit so she freaked the fuck out
Enthralled one of luma’s work friends and tried to do a trade
Honestly no idea how the hell luma swung that whole situation but she did and it worked out
She’s spending more time with mary now

shes what
this is the same mary

Yeah bestie she’s down bad i dunno what i can say

well u can’t say shit
how many second chances did u give paulie

What about you and kaycee

ok see now ur declaring war

😛
Anyway I’ve never talked to mary but it seems like it’s just all cries for help with her
She’s always like
Oh you’re stupid stop bein stupid i havent been stupid since my begetter killed my dad
And then she calls herself a good girl or whatever
She leaves comments on luma’s blog posts sometimes if you want a sample
It’s total bait for i can fix her types like luma
So yeah they’ve been hanging out more and I’m probably safer now
Or well
Then there’s the other thing

ooo
spill that tea all over me
ill drink it up

Huh guess i got that from you

got what from me

Nevermind
But yeah the other thing
You know how Luma like hardline doesn’t keep thralls
Like she always releases us after

ya

She’s keeping a thrall now
Sort of

oh
so when u said drama
u mean like
u need me to convince u to dump her

No it’s not like that i think
It was totally consensual and luma really didn’t wanna do it
But this girl lily is like so fucking persistent
Look at any blog post where luma mentions the idea of being a vampire
She’s there asking to be a thrall
And she was asking for it when we all talked without luma the day before the mary crashout too
And she spends all her time when she’s released trying to go back
She’s kind of a total freak i don’t really get it at all 😅

sounds like a her problem

Yeah and like luma has this whole idea about how she’s gonna indulge lily
Do some life improvement stuff or whatever to wean her off the dommy mommy thing
I kinda doubt that’s gonna get anywhere but i dunno 🤷‍♀️ maybe she can swing it
Also she lets lily off on sundays just in case she wants to stop
Since when you’re thralled you basically never want it to stop
But like either way obviously that caused drama

shocker
so like is this drama where ur freaked out about it
or drama where ur just watchin the fireworks

I dunno i made my peace with it at this point i think
Luma’s being upfront and also seriously this lily girl is fuckin weird
But I’d be lying if i said i didn’t lose any sleep over it
Like hypothetically this should be like the territorial thing i mentioned earlier
She vents her fantasies on Ms. always wants to be enthralled and then there’s no temptation to do it to us
But it could also be like how darren got with his fucking websites
She gets used to throwing people around like dolls and starts thinking of us that way
And man i never know how to tell the difference

u don’t have to put up with that

Yeah i know
Honestly though i think i can trust luma
She’s never given me reason to think otherwise
Besides worst case i got a good chance of getting the hell outta there if things get sketchy
I’m more worried about jessica and helen always being in striking distance
Oh god
You know what’s even more sitcom shit than what they’re doing now

what

Luma wants lily to move in

omg
ur joking

🙃 Nope it’s for real
Like not just for stupid reasons
Lily’s from out of town so like she’s in a hotel room rn
But still i mean wow right

so what theyre just gonna be hanging out while luma like
idk what do vamps do with thralls

Ok I’m not gonna bother with the sex warning here
You know what you’re asking for 😘
For me usually she makes me worship her for like 30 minutes and then she sits on my face
Sometimes she fucks me senseless with a strap
Also other stuff that’s kinda weird idk
And blood drinking of course

of course

For lily it’s probably similar but she doesn’t have a job so it’s probably not as concise
I don’t think that girl cares what happens to her as long as she’s a victim of something
You could steal her purse and she’d probably cum right there
Idk I’ll know more whenever i get the chance to actually do stuff with her and luma together

k so that’s maybe a bit more than i needed

Ok yeah yeah i
I mean
You get the idea right

no yeah no biggie
wait ur gonna do stuff with this lily girl

Yeah I’ve done some stuff with a few of them
Luma has good taste also I mean what am i gonna draw the line at a threesome
Like oh no i love getting my blood drank and being a brainwashed slave but the lord forbids adultery
Besides it’s a hell of a way to get to know someone
I dunno
Look don’t expect me to be normal anymore ok i am rapidly sinking into kinky quicksand

oh no quick grab darrens huge racist cock
before its too late

🤣 Fucking lmao
But yeah jessica at least seems worried that lily’s gonna be like charging satan crystals all day
Or cleaning the house in a maid outfit
Or whatever
Luma’s supposedly pretty hands off about lily during the day though since she’s asleep then
Besides the life improvement stuff where lily has to like eat and shower in the mornings
During the night though jesus i can only imagine
Word is jessica and helen are gonna bounce if that happens
But it’ll take a while to find a place i mean it’s the bay area
So sitcom horseshit is on its way

and ur gonna tell me all about it yea

Tanya bestie have i ever failed you

nah u know better <3
so what is that it
didnt u say u had a question or smth

Yeah
It’s uh kinda related
Both because it’s about luma keepin herself from going full sicko
And because it’s a question for like a normal person
Like someone you’d run into anywhere
And you saw what i posted earlier
Clearly I’m some kind of fuckin freak now
So i need input

ur asking me whats normal
u know me dont u

Lmao yeah bestie 😛
Seriously though it’s about biting and sex bonkers so like
Anyone who’s normal about that stuff is fine
You’re still normal about that stuff right
You’re not like
Thinking about it all the time

havent thought about it since you brought it up last
so yea sounds like it

Good 😤
So yeah there’s a fundamental problem for luma right
None of us can give blood more than once a week and there’s only five of us
Or six i guess
Either way luma’s still stuck relying on Mary’s thralls sometimes
And even if she gets seven people there’s a lot of issues
Like what if someone gets sick or dies or something
Or what if two people wanna both get bitten same day
Or you know
What if someone wanted to stop giving luma their blood
What if everyone did
And what’s mary gonna do with her swagless ass if she actually gives up using people like neets use weed
So long story short luma’s trying to develop a hunting routine

hunting
like crouching in grass
killing people in alleys
friday the 13th shit

No like going to bars or whatever
Talking to people
Convincing people to give her blood by like flirting with them like normal
Blood is sex for vamps remember

wait she has five ppl tho
did she not do this already

Not really
I guess that happened with me kinda but not in the way she wanted
Same with dana except mary did it
Others are all various flavors of asked for it
She got banned from some kink club for fucking this up once
So she’s asking everyone why we thought she was trustworthy in the end
And what she can do

kk so where do i come in

Well it’s like
She’s trying to get the trust of random women hangin around in bars who don’t know shit about vampires
That’s you
And me back in like March but at this point idk
I mean she got my trust because that was just a bad situation for everyone and she helped fix it
I could make up a version of this where I meet her in a normal way instead but i dunno if it’d be actually helpful
So like can you imagine it
Vampire comes up to you at the bar
What’s she gotta say for you to like consider it

listen i dont get involved with draculas
or werewolves or like fuckin frankensteins or whatever else
i know what’s good for me nattie

Ok but remember
Tall european MILF
Looks scared but kinda menacing

thats ur damage honey

Big tits and a hair bun

ok im listening

😆

i mean look
im not gonna say ur sex freak era isnt making me curious
i guess thats one of the things right
friends say its good

Right yeah
If other people at the same bar say you can trust it that’s a good sign right

i mean if theyre all saying it then uh
kinda the opposite

Oh shit right
Uh i guess if they’re all saying it and being normal about it
Or well no thralls can do whatever
You don’t actually have to go all glossy eyed moaning prayers or whatever
I don’t think there’s really any way to tell if someone’s a thrall for sure

shit thats fucked
uh ok how abt
people at the bar say u can trust her
and also theres silver everywhere
and like uv lamps or smth
stuff that kills vampires that theyd never have around

UV doesn’t actually hurt vampires but i think i get you
Just gotta make it clear the bar’s not a sex cult

wait why doesnt uv kill vampires
its sunlight

I dunno i guess it doesn’t count?
Moon doesn’t either
🤷‍♀️

thats stupid

Tell me about it
None of this stuff makes any sense to me
Luma doesn’t get it either and it’s her job

o damn
but what abt her blog

Pfft shut up 😂

ur gonna have to make me bestie~

Yeah yeah
Anyway i get your point
If people are acting normal about sayin it’s worth it and there’s a bunch of ways out if they’re wrong
That’ll maybe help convince people
But then how does she get the ball rolling
Convince someone totally new to this

well im not that tho so can i even say that

You can imagine better than i can
I mean most people i talk to know by now you’re my best option

why r u so persistent on this anyway
this isnt even ur bag
and yea like i get ur being nice but is this vamp always just getting you to run around doing shit like this

She didn’t ask me to talk to you
I
Look like i said before maybe its all a psyop but no point worrying about that
But she didn’t
I’m doing this for myself

how is it ur bag tho

I’ve just been thinking okay
Like i really love it with luma but i remember when she was first tryin to impress me
Felt like she was one wrong move from snapping half the time
She’s more stable now but still close to the edge
And like for me and everyone else we gotta be able to like move away or stop or whatever without worrying about how she’ll react
Because that is fuckin untenable
Like imagine if you breaking up with lydia meant that she loses like a fifth of her food
And also she's like insanely hungry all the time and she can make you stay if she snaps

ur always asking me to imagine real elaborate things
but yea lydia i think shed snap like crazy

Yeah
So like i really need to get the one night stands rolling ASAP ok

see thats fair
didnt need to doubt u
no need to doubt nattie thats what i always say

Lmao yesssss
They’ll put that on your grave

yea like the harp they bury u with

😆🪉

uh but yea ig most ppl are probably curious about vampires right
like weve all seen the news we know ppl just go sex bonkers sometimes
whats that like
but no one wants to bust that seal
i mean u wouldnt have if she hadnt just fuckin attacked u right

Yeah haha uh
😅

its ok bestie ur perfect
so ig if theres a way to do that without basically raping u thatd probably help

Huh yeah i guess
Like definitely it helped that i knew luma released me before but didn’t have to
But how do you do that just meeting someone in a bar or whatever
Just hypnotize them and then say like “hahaha i totally COULDA got u”
And hope they believe they’re not fucked for some reason?

honestly maybe?
idk thats kinda sus
whyd the ones she didn’t attack ask for it anyway

Oh uh well lily’s a freak we established that
Hunter’s also a freak but not like a sex freak
More of a like u ask them where their trash can is and they start grunting at you kinda freak
They tried to kill luma but it was basically foreplay i think
Helen used to be Mary’s thrall like i said so she’s kinda in my camp too
But i guess she’s also just desperate to like spend an hour getting totally broken and falling apart
It’s basically like her version of acupuncture or therapy
Also luma was protecting her from mary so there’s that

k so ig she could seek out fucked up ppl like them?
like sex freaks and yuppie burnouts and like
vampire hunters ig?
nah yeah hunters probably wanna fuck them the most

Yeah basically
Dangerous game though
But maybe that’s what makes it seem safe to approach from the other end

silver probably helps with that too right

Yeah probably
Though idk is it good if someone you’ve never met gives you like a knife and tells you to stab them if they get out of line
And then starts flirting

hm
i mean
honestly

Oh my god

listen ur the one who introduced a knife
holding a knife the whole time
idk what that does to me
feel like a white mom listening to true crime
what do i do with this

Ok this is maybe useful
But also this seems like ur damage 😆
And hunter’s ig
But yeah it makes sense
Give people power they’re not so scared anymore

k well look
it sounds like theres ppl out there who will take the chance
safe atmosphere helps
maybe she gets somewhere if shes disarming
also like
it seems like half the reason u stick with this lady is shes charming
so thats probably important right

Yeah
Though i mean the charisma makes it hard to use that

charisma

Yeah you know the thing where like
Listening to vampires talk and even being around them just kinda passively makes you get horny and obedient
And makes everything they say really easy to just agree with
Unless they actively suppress it and even then it’s still there a bit

dude
nattie
bestie
baby
that is a big fuckin problem???
how is this the first im hearing of it

I mean there’s kinda nothing to do about it
She’s pretty good at suppressing it at this point
I guess it’s hard to tell but like i know what max charisma feels like that’s for fuckin sure
And she keeps miles from that
Also she uses text when we gotta make double sure it’s not a factor

so is this like the same as normal charisma
does she sound like a dweeb or a robot or something when shes not using it

Uh hard to explain
She can
Usually just because she’s being weird for normal reasons though
When she turns it off it makes her voice sound more flat or something?
Idk im not the researcher here

k well yea sure as long as she sounds like cool but not in a brainwashing way should be fine?
god gravy gurl what are u doing to me
why am i thinking about this

Imagine how i feel

ahhhhahaha
ok look dude just tell her to find people who have issues and give them silver or something
itll probably go fine
might get burned tho
but hey thats normal too right
also she can try that creepy hypnosis thing u mentioned maybe thats fine

Ok gotcha
So you think if she pulled up to you
Again big tits and a hair bun
And she like
You looked in her eyes
Things get blurry
Then she says she just like made it so that that doesn’t happen again unless you want it to
But you can’t remember
And when she talks the words kinda stick longer than they should
But then she gives you some silver and says she’s a vampire and you can use it whenever
And then after all that
She asks to drink your blood and enthrall you for like a couple hours
You might say yes?

k well you lay it all out like that
guess id be disarmed
idk if thats good
sounds like a lot but maybe that makes it feel like shes a responsible lady?
how would i know i dont get stuck enthralled

Uh
Yeah i dunno
Theres kinda no guarantees when it comes to being enthralled
Like if you set up safety measures in advance but she decides to keep you for good you’ll literally help her disarm them
Only way is if it’s like impossible to betray yourself

kk but what if im stubborn

Nah it’s uh 😳
Trust me you kinda stop at nothing for her
Like if she told me to kill you while i was like that uh
Maybe I’d ask if there’s another option or something
But if she insisted I’d do it
I’d have to

k uh fun example

Look being dramatic gets the point across
This is serious shit you gotta really be able to trust someone

see now im wondering if shes gonna be able to get anyone on board if they know that
and if she doesnt tell them is that like sus

I dunno
It’s kinda like a you had to be there thing
Like yeah you’d do any stupid shit she wanted but it’s not your fault either
It’s a big rush
Kinda like gettin blackout drunk but someone has to look after you the whole time also you’re conscious
Guess it’s whether you wanna take that risk at a certain point
She could probably get people to if they know
Think you’d take that risk?

i
dunno if im useful for the thought experiment anymore lmao

😂
Bestie is that a yes

its a lets not keep talkin about this
ill get back to u if i start thinkin abt this all the time like you do

Fair
Thanks for listening i know its a lot
Fingers crossed this all works out

yea nattie fingers crossssseeeddd
also keep me updated on this sitcom shit this is top shelf
and try not to get fucked up by this lady
srsly take care of urself <3

Thanks
I’ll let you know if anything’s up

kk