Where are we going?

Like, it’s Sunday night! We’re going to Lindsay’s party, dummy!

But I have that calculus exam tomorrow. I need to study.

You’ve been cramming ALL WEEK, girl! Have fun for a night. Live a little!

I need to sleep, too.

Psssh. It’s an afternoon class. We can sleep in the morning! It’ll be fine.

I don’t even like Lindsay. And I don’t think she likes me, either. She just invited me to be polite.

Hey, babe, an invitation is an invitation. And if we’re, like, the life of the party tonight, they’ll totally invite us again!

But I don’t want to be the life of the party. Ever.

Well, I do, and I’m in control right now. I put up with all your dumb studying, don’t I?

It’s not dumb; it’ll get us a job.

But we have a job! Even if I do all the work…

A job other than stripping.

Hey, what’s wrong with stripping? You’re being, like, pretty sex-negative right now, y’know.

It won’t last forever.

But it’s so hot while it lasts.

Speaking of which, how much longer are you going to be haunting my body?

Just till you graduate, babe!

I’m not going to graduate if you keep making me fail my exams!

I dunno, that sounds like a “you” problem. Oh, hey, Lindsay’s looking HOT in that dress. I think tonight's the night I make a move…