Ah, welcome. Come on in and see what we’ve got in stock.

Our first item is Sarah here. We picked her up in a dressing room, staring into one of our Mesmer-Mirror^TM devices. She seemed to be out shopping to celebrate a promotion at her law firm. She hasn’t seen much use, so she would need a patient owner to break her in slowly, but as you can see, she offers enormous assets.

Missing something, you say?

Well, speaking of enormous assets, this is Daniel. We rescued him from a Sleepy-Shower^TM we installed at the YMCA. An excellent specimen, and well-maintained. He’ll need regular exercise and a very precise diet to be happy, but his performance is top of the line.

Ah, yes, I can imagine such a high-maintenance option might be a bit much to start with.

As a new customer, then, might I recommend Katy? She’s a good all-around option, with modest breasts and a modest penis. She came to us from one of our partner sororities, Tau Iota Tau. Oh, no, she’s not a fresh initiate – the girls are trained all four years of their education before they come to us. She’s totally obedient, flexible in the tasks she performs, and will last for years before needing replacement.

Excellent, I’m glad we could find the perfect fit for you. Come with me and I’ll ring you up. Hannah, would you mind preparing Katy for sale? Thank you…