A series of unrelated tales from a tiny corner of a very big ship in an even bigger universe. HDG shorts of questionable canonicity and even more questionable quality.

A transfem pirate that lives for the game of battle, a bubbly shackled VI, and a man. The perfect team. A love that cannot be broken. Until the plants show up and all their trauma is to be healed. By force if necessary. The humans take issue with this, of course.

In the wake of an Anti-Affini protest gone south, an activist debates philosophy, gender and the merits of green imperialism with a young plant. You’d never anticipate this, but one of them probably winds up as a floret!

Behind a secure door in a secure location, plays out the highest stakes D/S relationship known to the experimental sciences. Arguably an SCP pastiche, in the same way “Control” is.

A little sheep gets caught up with a thorned Affini, and the more she struggles, the further she gets stuck in. The most up-to-date version of the story and new chapters can be found at https://archiveofourown.org/works/45123691/.

A navy wife struggles with her missing partner and Terra’s surrender while learning to accept help from others. A young Affini arrives at the home of her passion and learns more than she could imagine. An honor bound Captain brings deliverance to her crew.

In 1972 the world changed forever, all the while a poor boy struggled to find his way home. An HDG72 story.

An epistolary ship’s log detailing the process of being domesticated by the Affini. Set in GlitchyRobo’s Human Domestication Guide universe. (Note: Due to the format, a good chunk of the word count is fictitious. It’s probably between 50% and 75% of the listed word count.)

Hope escapes an abusive cult, being rescued by the Affini. She’s determined to make a life of her own, on her own, but her trauma has resulted in a warped world view and poor ability to effectively take care of herself. Can she avoid becoming an adorable pet to an Affini?

Connie catches up her beloved friend Phoenix, after a very long lockdown with his controlling, mysterious boyfriend has elicited quite a few changes.

The former brainwashed bimbo of a billionaire tech entrepreneur learns how to log off.

The middle of a war isn’t exactly the best time to figure out who you are, and fighting a hopeless rebellion is even worse. But maybe there’s still a chance for it to all work out. A Human Domestication Guide story.

This story is no longer being updated here and will be continued on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44767537/chapters/112635649. Thank you for reading!

Even after moving to a rimworld research facility, Slide still feels stuck in between their old life and new one. Perhaps the intergalactic entanglement they are about to become a part of will jostle them forward. Can they escape the roots that clutch? Will they even want to?

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Affini liberation is under way. A poor girl huddles into the corner of a bleak building, fearing the worst of the so-called monsters that had come to claim their lives. The girl is a survivor, dedicated to living through this ordeal. Perhaps the Affini can help.

A Terran finds himself placed in the care of two overbearing, over-friendly Affini, who promptly start a challenge to see who gets him all to themselves. Meanwhile, they have a small bet of their own: how long will it take the two Affini to realize their feelings for each other?

Rachel gets coerced into joining a shady Terran Rebel group, but quickly finds herself out of her depth in covert operations. And then finds herself quickly domesticated. An HDG story.

A planeswalker comes to terms with her gender and her situation in the midst of the threat of New Phyrexia and compleation.

A Human Domestication Guide Story. “Xenia: Linden’s Luxury Stellar Vacation Destination!” Not so luxurious for Gale Rossings, a Linden employee struggling to protect worker health and safety. Honestly, she’d sooner expect an alien invasion than any positive change…