With the clever application of psychology, Marina feels every touch on the fleshlight as if it were her own pussy—and it drives her wild.

A collection of short one-shot stories taking place in the HDG universe

A slowly dying android with a thirst for battle faces a world of insurmountable odds: very nice plant people. How long will they last? How many fights will they win? Who is the mysterious Terran? And what is the point of human independence if you aren’t even human?

When a trio of recently captured rebels are carried into Dr Rimu’s low-risk ward, the doctor finds that they are very interesting patients. Her biggest challenge won’t be her feelings, but the need to break the news that all three unwittingly share the same body. - A HDG Story

After a catastrophic jump, Luis and his crew is stranded in deep space without communication, little food and increasing tension. But that might be the least of their problems for there are also three affini on board. An HDG story. Story is continued on AO3

Venisin Lanse, Eighth Bloom, has been assigned a problem floret-to-be. And she might just be the right affini for the job. But not all is as it seems… An HDG deconstruction.

(An HDG story) A human’s eye is caught by a seemingly distant, expressionless affini. Turns out, he may be just what she needs to let her guard down a little. [Continued on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45074374]

A struggling young woman and a hypercompetent alien get stranded in space, and need to figure out how they can work together to get home despite their… cultural differences. Wiggle on over to https://archiveofourown.org/works/41618376 for the rest.

A farmworker is brought before the Queen, expected to be her forever partner. Franz is determined to fight back, but even she can’t resist love potions.

After her time in active duty, a soldier looks for a chance to forget and a better way to live.

We’ve captured an Affini, they said. This will turn the tide of the war, they said. She is every storybook monster you’ve ever wished would steal you away and you have never known anything as surely as you know that this will not end well.

Kaylee needs to see her advisor about her thesis defense. Professor Garner thinks that Kaylee would be a lot more fun if she didn’t think so much.

You never know what you’ll have in common with your blind date. For instance, Cassie and Willa are both unknowingly brainwashed by the same social media app, and serve the same supervillain Mistress.

Lieutenant Wolfgang Locke, OCNI, is captured by the Affini. The first duty of an officer, when captured, is to escape, and that’s precisely what Lt. Locke intends to do. Or, at least, he would, if he could move. (A Human Domestication Guide story)

After getting forcibly drafted and stuck on a Free Terran Vessel, one womans journey to becoming herself leads her to realize that perhaps getting captured was a blessing in disguise.

A lone, traumatized girl turns herself in to the affini out of desperation. She has many enemies the affini wish to protect her from, but what they don’t realize is that they may well top the list.

Mei’s dealing with a breakup on Valentine’s Day. But a gift from a stranger brings new opportunities.

Sarah, A cyberneticist and unwilling rebel finds herself face to face with the creatures she had heard so many horror stories about. How will Sarah fair when clutching vines drag her off to an unknown fate. A HDG story.

You may not want to speak to the manager, but she’d like to speak to you.

Andrea is gloomy this Valentine’s Day, but her wife Sarah knows just the thing to help pull her out of it—with the help of a little hypnosis.