Burnouts In Paradise
Intermission: A Quick History of Gaea
by gaydarade
Hey folks! I'm chugging along on Chapter 5, but it's been a while and I wanted to check in, see how you're doing. Hope all's well?
For me? Well, I got this big chunk of text that I ended up pulling out of the draft of Chapter 5, but I still want you to see it. So I spruced over it, went over it for edits a couple times, and put together something for you.
Maybe it'll tide you over til the next sex scene comes along, or answer some questions you had about the universe or something.
Other than that? Oh well, I'm doing okay. I'm sleepy and I wish I could quit my job! Hah! Work, am I right? Can't live without it.
Also my girlfriend's cousin told me a story recently, I wanna pass onward to you. I've already typed enough here, so I'll pop down to the afterword to share that with you.
For the last four-billion-and-some years, Gaea had been a lovely little rock. In a secluded corner of the Five Tail galaxy (what Kandarosians would go on to call '𐰋𐰀𐱃𐰀𐰣') it sat and spun and frothed with potential; on and on it went, and as the eons passed the planet of Gaea eventually gave way to a dominant group of intelligent, bipedal mammals who would have all sorts of adventures along their sordid road to the modern day. Importantly, as a natural development in economies of excess and societal greed, a capitalist framework emerged, and while it was violently contested at various points it was never supplanted. While massively destructive, it had a few key advantages over competing systems that allowed it to adapt and overcome in the Gaean ecosystem, although "advantages" was generous.
Within the exact conditions of Gaea, Capitalism was allowed to flourish, and was largely uncontested during global unification. There were any number of possible explanations. Did the Anarchists and the Communists bicker too much, or were they too annoying and cringeworthy to the everyday worker? Were the Labor Unions too shy, too greedy, or were the rich neoliberals too charming? And what about the moderates of Gaea: were they too afraid of poverty or violence or icky gay sex or what have you? With all remaining history books on the topic thoroughly focus-grouped and scrubbed for evidence, there was no way to tell the truth, but to wit: Capitalism was never defeated on Gaea, even after globalization and the early days of space travel.
Unfortunately for the majority of Gaeans, Capitalism did evolve. What came next was something loosely described as a global super-conglomerate, named the Gaean Authority, which persisted all the way through to the discovery of Kandar and a little while beyond. To define it: the Gaean Authority was a hyper-authoritarian techno-oligarchy operated by a hierarchical board of boards, who structured society for the large majority of Gaeans to live and toil in squalid conditions, with just barely enough in the way of wages needed to anesthetize themselves with creature comforts. This way, the Gaean Authority churned through the workforce in a drive toward interstellar logistics, quantum computing, and other technological pipe dreams, and a galaxy full of heavy metals, gaseous fuel, and other exploitable resources on the horizon, but just out of reach.
Those early expansion initiatives throughout local Gaean space were able to mine asteroids for critical resources easily enough, but the realities of terraformation within the solar system proved far more challenging than the marketing copy. While gardeners on Mara were still struggling to create pockets of breathable atmosphere out of nothing but dust and hate, huddled in Green Domes for warmth by the thousands, like zits on the face of that dusty, white planet, rocket scientists had rolled out lightspeed travel. Thus the Gaean Authority figured they might scrap the terraformation idea altogether, and instead set their sights on the colonization of their nearest, habitable stellar neighbor: Kandar.
To the glorious new day of the Gaean empire, Kandar was both dawn and dusk. All the Gaean Authority's hopes and dreams were pinned to the prospect — a brand new garden, full of ripe new apples: prime real-estate, ready to be dissected and re-packaged into cute plastic bags with kitschy little slogans. Three colonies touched down on Kandarosian soil — Den, Nest, and Cove — and got to work. That momentous occasion was just under a hundred years ago; however, before the planted flags could grow roots, the locals dropped by to welcome their new neighbors. And then there was a two-year war.
Most Gaeans in the postwar period day operated under a similar set of core assumptions:
- Nest started it: a private orbital reconnaissance platform is known to have fallen out of orbit and right on top of a Kandarosian welcoming-committee. Supposedly an accident, the Kandarosians have gifted the crater to the Nest colony for use as a campground and heritage site
- The GCSS escalated the conflict: top-secret documents leaked from within the Gaean Authority show clear funding patterns for the Gaean Colonial Security Services.
- The bugs won: via the power of incomprehensible, ultra-violence, the Kandarosians gutted all military resistance. They devoured Cove in its entirety overnight, and the war was pretty much over after that
In the aftermath of apparent genocide, the Kandarosians held the two remaining colonies hostage and threatened an intergalactic war of extinction if the Gaean Authority did not sign an extensive and stringent treaty, heavily weighted against them: the Kandarosian-Gaean Non-Aggression Treaty (K-GNAT). It was after this point that Gaean society lived in plain admission of the open secret: the Kandarosian plan for diplomacy was a complete (albeit peaceful) subsumption of the Gaean people, and anyone could see the writing on the wall. After a few more generations spent wriggling in the jaws of Kandarosian kindness, Gaea would inevitably become an exhausted, broken vassal state: completely reliant on the bugs for basic function if they weren't utterly devoured and licked clean.
But as long as the intrepid mammals of Gaea still had some fight left in them, then the business of creative solutions was booming, and a dream of a galaxy to be conquered was only a few quarterly earnings reports away.
One of the hottest, subversive fashions at the time was the marriage of simple and complex — primitive and avant garde. One might point to no better example than that of a little-known fad that popped up around encrypted communications. The process began with physical punchcards sealed in foil-lined envelopes: slipped into a pocket and transported personally by a series of trusted couriers along nonsensical routes, where they would be deposited in the hands of their recipient to open and decipher using the most secure algorithms running on the most hardened computers available.
So enters a dilemma: where and when to open and decipher? With any native insect a potential threat, then even the flies on the walls might be listening (and they certainly seemed to be watching, with their beady little eyes), then add into account that intel regarding the enemy was so desperately sparse? How could anyone find a private moment to crack a code in a world where their every move could be watched from an unchecked seam in the crown molding, or a particularly stagnant air-duct? And what about a mite tucked beneath a dead skin cell? And then if you managed to create such a safe haven how could you keep it secure? Could you do so cost-effectively, without the need of controlled substances like insecticides?
A market for a product emerged.
Privacy guaranteed — no muss, no fuss, no plugs, no bugs: the Privacy Box.
Hey, thanks so much for reading! I hope you liked it! I recently learned that a friend of mine is really, really struggling right now. If you have some cash or social media reach, it'd mean the world to me if you took a look and checked whether you can help.
https://twitter.com/gaydarade/status/1660863687672975360
As for my cousin, he's a goofy guy, kind of leftist, kind of neoliberal. He and his wife bought a house in 2008 and they've been pretty much cozy on wealth since then, which makes me a little suspicious of anyone that I don't know too well, but we spent the weekend over at their place, and it was a really nice time actually.
Anyway, he told me this interesting story about a public speaker from China who spoke to his college poli-sci class back in the day, like 2004. The speaker was Catholic and grew up essentially in a position of rebellious, underground religious study in his home country. He was deeply passionate about his spirituality, praying and studying the ins and outs of the faith day after day, month after month. He frequently attended secretive and hidden congregations under the threat of arrest by the Chinese government. He did this for years, despite police presence in his neighborhood and amid crackdowns and raids, and eventually, as a young adult he was arrested. He was given two options. He could write a confession and go to prison for 10 or 15 years, or he could spend 4 years in a Chinese re-education facility. He chose the latter, and spent 3 years pretending to follow the rules, praying every night after lights-out and whenever there was another chance. At his first opportunity, he ran away to America. In America, he was free. He could go to any church he wanted, and study faith to his heart's content. He went to church. He got a job, started a family, and daily church became weekly. Weekly became monthly. Monthly became a few times a year - and then not at all. American Capitalism had, in a few years, destroyed a fundamental part of him that Communism could not.
That's the way the story goes. I like it a lot, although, it seems very suspicious - I'm not sure if I trust my cousin on all the details here or if this was a friend-of-a-friend situation passing stories via hearsay. It also seems to prop itself up at a very strange intersection of beliefs. As a former friend of mine once said, "There's basically no news that we'll ever get about China that won't be filtered through layer and layer of western influence, so I like to live as if I'll never know anything about China for sure." But holding all of that, it's still the kind of story I like. It reminds me a lot of what I find interesting about hypnosis and mind control and all of that good stuff, and I wanted to share it with you.
Anyway, that's all from me. I'll see you around when Chapter 5 is ready.
@Amorysoliloquy Thanks so much for reading and commenting!! Your comments are so kind, I really appreciate them, and it definitely taps into the stuff I had the most fun writing and thinking about with this part. I love the crater-campground bit too, and setting Gaea up as kind of a lost-cause empire makes it such a fun “victim” to write on the societal level.