A game show where every question is easier than the last? It’s all made possible by the Brain Drainer 9000.

I’m a big fan of when porn is both sincere and tongue-in-cheek about its genre. This piece is incredibly hot in its physical descriptions and at the same time hilarious in dialogue, in narrative and in premise. There were points where I stopped being turned on by certain parts (consumerism as a degrading aspect of femininity isn’t my thing) but kept reading because the story was so well-told. The ending was also surprisingly emotionally impactful to me.