Superhero Aleph can’t stand his nemesis and coworker, fellow hero Exuvia 79. But when things go awry on a mission to detain a runaway fledgling mind controller, the two of them have to contend with the fact that most of their fans seem to think they’d be really cute together.

Scene queen Willa plans to humiliate her bitter rival by spiking her drink with a love potion in front of everyone. Things don’t quite work out that way.