yo gravy gurl
been a while
how you holding up

Oh hey tanya
Is 3 weeks a while? lmao

3 weeks is like a million dog years my bitch
but seriously though hows it hangin
you still on about that hiking thing

Oh yeah
Fuck i totally haven’t even told you about this have i

oh shit
did you like
actually find something

Yeah uh
God where do i even start with this
Um
So you know vampires

vampires
what are we talking metaphorical or actual

Actual

so like
bloodsucking creatures of the night
draculas and stuff

Yeah

nattie
babe
you better not be about to tell me it was vampires

😶
Yeah but like
Turns out it was

omg you sound like youre tryna get out of jury duty
like nooooo judge actually the werewolves they got meeeeee
look its like fine to just lose track of time
we all do it

Yeah yeah look like
You know me
I’m on the same page as you here most days
But the thing is I like
Talked to the vampire
She kinda reached out?

pics?

Dude

what

She’s a vampire dumbass
She doesn’t show up in pictures

wait is that real
thats stupid

Lmao she’d probably say the same thing
Yeah vampires have tons of stupid rules
I sent her some audio from inside my apartment for reasons and she couldn’t listen until i ‘invited’ her
Whatever the hell that means
Actually she thought of this
Look here’s your pics officer
[Attached 2 images]

youre floating
what are vampires psychic or something

Kind of but thats not the point
She was carrying me in those photos
Get it

ok youre not making yourself look less crazy

Dude come on
You want an in-person visit you’re not getting it at 1 fucking pm
She's asleep I'm not gonna bother her

chill chill im just fucking with you
so like what tf happened on that hike then???

Yeah so like
God lemme give you the play by play since I can actually remember it now
So like I’m walking down brush trail, right?
15 minutes to home
I let it get dark outside because i was just chilling at the sights for a while and forgot my watch
So i was rushing
And then suddenly i hear people talking just off the trail
They’re far away but their voices feel like
Loud
But whatever right
Its just some randos i dont need to worry about this i thought

so were they like
both vampires

Yeah don't worry about it
Anyway then I take a few more steps
And then like next thing I know
Like NEXT THING
I’m on the ground
40 something lady pinning me down
Crazy strong
She tells me to look into her eyes and then it all just gets like
Blah

jesus christ thats hardcore
wait did she bite you?
are you like
uh

I was

oh shit is that an option

I guess?
She’s kind of been trying to make it an option
Turns out she only got turned recently
She’s got some weird bet with this other vampire who’s way more of a prick
That was the other lady
It’s a whole thing between them they’re probably hatefucking like all the time
Anyway yeah this lady luma she’s like super straight laced but also a hippie?
And she uh
Yeah i’ve belonged to her some

fucked uppppp
wait a hippie
didnt you say she was in her 40s

Yeah she’s like got some weird shit going on and she’s actually 100 or something?
Idk tanya it really doesn’t matter

k whatever
so like fuck dude uh
srsly are you ok

Yeah I'm fine i think
Luma's cool
In like a crazy schoolteacher kind of way

ok but like
i mean she attacked you in the woods???
and like
idk is getting bitten actually sex or is that just like some fox news type shit

No it's uh
Definitely sex

k so you hear that right

Yeah no of course
I didn't trust her at first either
I didn't just fold or whatever we talked about it

musta been a hell of an excuse

She just apologized and like
I guess when you get turned you basically wake up like starving so bad
Like kids in africa type starving
Like cartoons where people turn into chicken legs type starving
Also eating is sex to her i guess so you're also like exactly that horny too
And i was basically the first human she caught the scent of soooooooo

thats a mid excuse tbh

Ok but would you do different

to you?
bestie
lets not let what id do be the standard

So you get it though

ya…
so what she just started stalking u or smth

Uh
No? Ish?
Not on purpose

sounds normal

It’s like
She happens to live in my building
Which i guess makes sense since we ran into each other on the way there
And like
She has freaky vampire senses
So she couldn't not smell me whenever i was home
But she didn't like want to i guess?

u guess

I mean she's obviously been down bad the whole time
But i think she wanted to keep away from me
She only actually reached out because she felt bad about wiping my memory
Kinda clocked me stayin up till 4am trying to figure that shit out lmao

so like wait back up
babe why the hell did she wipe ur memory

Oh yeah i guess that’s the only way to unenthrall people?

but you remember her doing that?

Now i do
I didn't then

but ur not a thrall now???

God i dunno bestie
I guess she swung it somehow
I don’t feel enthralled

k but how would you know?

…Ok I’m gonna just say this conversation’s about to get real horny
Just putting that on the table

yeah no shit is it tuesday

LMAO
Ok so like when she first got me i was hers, right
And then she looked like she was gonna have a heart attack
Or like a heart unattack whatever you get it
She tried basically everything
But it was just like everything was her i guess?
She would go like you’re free don’t be my thrall
And id try really hard but I was pretty much just stuck like yes goddess 🥺 ah oh no im so scared of you now 🥺
Eventually it just got really annoying we were in like quintuple negatives
But wiping my memory worked
And later we talked and she’s been like studying and shit
I think she’s a professor or something?
She has a blog

oh well shit i mean if she has a blog

Bitch
Look point is she figured something out and its been pretty stable
Sometimes there’s like little bits of her still wedged in my head that accidentally blow up but there’s procedure for that
Had to handle it less and less

god thats creepy

I guess kinda
But idk feels like it could be going a lot worse
I mean luma used to be a thrall like forever ago and she just got like chained to dungeon walls and shit

ah see you cant trust that
thats someone whos gonna chain u to dungeon walls and shit

Youd THINK but she’s just like pretty sweet
She knows how to cook and cooks for me when i visit even though she can’t eat normal food
And she’s always bein real like careful to not be pushy even though she’s clearly desperate
Also tanya im gonna be really real with you she’s a 6 foot 3 MILF baddie with a european accent and a troubled past i am not immune

LMAO u fuckin WOULD

Listen
She needs to eat i can help her with that
Im like literally fixing her and having the best sex of my life at the same time
What do you want from me

is it rly that good?
i mean like what are you cumming over snake bites too

Oh my god tanya it’s like
It hurts so much it like fuckin burns inside you and stings and you’re bleeding everywhere but then it’s just like
Like the pain’s also sex? Idk how else to describe it
It’s like everything’s on fire but you’re the fire also it makes you cum really hard
And then after that it’s just like
Man I can’t even describe being enthralled to you
It’s like you’re missing or something which sounds scary and kind of is but like
Your whole head just gets like overwhelmed with HER and then that’s just all you need to do
It all gets so simple and you get warm and fuzzy and also so fucking horny
And like I’m really happy I’m not stuck like that but it’s SUCH a rush
It actually kind of pisses me off
I used to be normal about this stuff i swear

sure babe

😭

so wait if this lady can fuck with your mind like
how do u know this isnt just some big game
like shes just gaslighting u or whatevs

I guess i don’t?
But like let’s be real if that’s her game I’m fucked anyway
I’d already be loaded up the ass with fuckin CIA code phrases or whatever
May as well enjoy it

fair enough
i mean youve had worse flings
remember darren

Oh god don’t remind me
Unfair how hung that guy was

lmaoooo

Yeah we’ll see how it goes i guess
I can’t really do the whole thing more than once a week or else I’ll die so she’s been getting other people too
There’s this other girl dana she’s been flirting with
I think she met her through the other vamp

and her and the other vamp theyre still hatefucking yea

Oh yeah probably

yummy delicious good

Oh yeah don’t worry i’ll let you know if there’s drama i know you live for that shit

thaaaanks bestie

No prob
And i guess i can get you two in touch if you ever want a slice of whatever the fuck this is

yeah idk if going sex bonkers is really my thing
but ill keep u at the top of my sex bonkers list k babe?

Pfft fuck you

<3

❤️