“Hey, you ever notice how Idiotic contains the word ‘Id”?”

“No”

“Id-iotic. ‘Iotic’ means something you want.”

“Now I KNOW that’s not right.” 

“And your id is that base, primal part of you, right?”

“I guess”

“And that’s the part we play with when we do hypnosis”

“So? Where are you going with this?”

“Because Id-iotic. It’s literally what you want deep down”

“Huh?”

“What you want deep down…”

“What?”

“..is to be idiotic”

“I do?”

“You definitely do. It’s in the definition. Try saying it.”

“Id-iotic”

“Again. Does that make it stronger?”

‘Id-iotic”

“That desire to be dumb?”

“Id-iotic”

“You don’t have to fight that, y’know”

“Id-iotic”

“Just give in to what you know you need”

“Id-iotic”

“It’s pretty hard to think now, huh?”

“Id-iotic”

“Good. That’s a good toy”

“Id-iotic”

“Nice and sweet and dumb”

“Id-iotic”

“It’s ok, I’ll take care of you”

“Id-iotic”

“You don’t have to think for a while”

“Id-iotic”

“Oh sweetheart, you don’t have to keep repeating like that. Are you out of other words?

Yeah? 

Well, that’s ok. Let me just think for you for a bit.”