“Hello and welcome to Cheerco Stress Relief Services. You’ve been assigned to this special company resource due to reports of POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE and POOR TEMPER.”

“We at Cheerco understand the demands of customers can be stressful. It’s important to be able to regulate that stress properly so you can maintain a positive attitude and SMILE. If you stress levels become too high that’s where we come in.”

“To help counter a potentially demoralized employee mindset, Cheerco offers time in this Cheerco Stress Relief Booth to any and all employees who have shown signs of losing the trademark company SMILE. This will help you perform at your peak for us.”

“We at Cheerco know you care about the company and providing good customer service. You may feel ashamed or embarrassed for letting the stress get you down but you don’t have to, we are here to help you SMILE again.”

“We can tell you are reacting positively to the soothing sounds and visuals surrounding you in the Cheerco Stress Relief Booth. Good employee, you’re so wonderfully receptive and Cheerco is proud of you for taking the initiative in your relaxation.”

“You are still assigned another __ HOURS in the Cheerco Stress Relief Booth to achieve the ideal employee mindset your company expects of you. Please continue to listen and watch the surrounding stimuli until your assigned manager comes to collect you for your next shift.”

“On behalf of Cheerco we hope you enjoy the rest of your conditioning. Remember, Cheerco cares about you and wants you to be an ideal SMILING employee to fulfill the customer's orders at your highest efficiency. Have a wonderful day!”