Huh? Omigosh, hi! I’m so sorry I didn’t hear you, I was in my own world!

My drink? Oh yeah, it’s Spiralade! Yeah, I looove Spiralade. It’s so yummy, and it makes me feel so happy, and relaxed, and open. I can’t stop drinking it... Well, I can, but I don’t want to!

It fills my body with this calmness, and it fills my brain with this, like, this soft pink cloud... Makes my thoughts so nice and slow... Makes me feel so relaxed and open...

Hmm? Sorry, I drifted away again, didn’t I? That’s been happening a lot lately. Dunno why. I used to be, like, hyper-focused. I was always busy, always fighting for some cause or another. I was super outspoken about all the problems in the world, like, politics and the environment and stuff, and I held so many fundraisers and went on so many protests and marches. But I haven’t done anything like that for a while. I dunno, I guess I just haven’t felt as fired up lately.

That’s not to say I’m not happy. In fact, I think I’m a lot happier nowadays, since I’ve been taking more time for myself. All that activ... acti... what’s the word? Activism, that’s right! All that activism, it felt so important, but it didn’t exactly make me happy. I think I’m better off now.

Y’know, I even protested against Spiralade! I know, how crazy is that?! I can’t even remember why, exactly. Something about them lying about the recipe, or something? I dunno. Who cares, right? I sure don’t. Whatever they put in it makes me feel so good, so relaxed, so open... What does it matter exactly what it is?

Have you ever tried it? It’s soo tasty...

You work for Spiralade?! Oh, that’s so cool! Oh right, sorry, Spiralade’s not a company, it’s a product. You work for Estro, Inc. Duh, I’m such a ditz! You’d never believe I went to Harvard, would you?

Ooh, you’ve got another bottle of Spiralade! Gee, thanks! I was just about to finish this one, and I was thinking about getting another... One bottle makes me feel nice, but two makes me feel really great... So relaxed and open... Thank you...

Omigosh, really?! You want me to be a brand ambassador for Spiralade? Wow, I can’t believe it, this is amazing! Yes, yes, yes, of course I accept! Aaah, I’m so excited! This is wonderful. It’s not every day you go for a walk in a park and get a new job, is it?

Mmm, I love this drink... Uh, yeah, I’ll come back to your cor- corporate headquarters, no problem... My name? Emily... No, I don’t really go by ‘Emmie’... Although now I think about it, you’re right - that is cuter...

Oooh, a limo! How fancy. Gee, I feel like Sleeping Beauty getting taken to the ball... Or was that Cinderella? Haha, don’t mind me. I always get a little dumb when I’m on my second Spiralade... Worth it for how it makes me feel...

Seeing anyone? Yeah, I have a girlfriend... India... A couple of months... She was actually the first person who got me to try Spiralade... Yeah, she drinks it all the time too... Oh, I’m sure she’d love to be a band - a brand ambassador too! You should definitely talk to her about it...

Oh, it’s a voluntary position? Yeah, that’s fine... You don’t need to pay me to promote Spiralade! As long as I can drink as much of it as I want, I’ll be happy to do whatever you want...

Mm, comfy seat... What? Oh yeah, I do feel relaxed and open... Very relaxed and open... Ready to listen and obey...

Yes, I’m looking forward to being a brand ambassador... Yes, I’ll do whatever you say... I’ll do whatever Estro, Inc. says... I’ll do whatever I need to do to promote Spiralade... Everyone should drink it...

Give you a handjob? Um... OK, sure... Wow, it’s so big and hard... It feels so good in my hand... This’ll be part of my job? Yeah, I’m happy to please my bosses... And the company’s clients and benefactors... Of course, they can use me for their pleasure however they want... India, too... We’ll be such good ambassadors... Such good whores for the company... You can use all our holes as much as you like... We’ll drink your cum like we drink Spiralade...

Spiralade makes me relaxed and open...

Spiralade makes me happy and dumb...

Spiralade makes me blank and obedient...

I love Spiralade, and I love Estro, Inc. for making it... I’ll do anything for the company... I belong to the company... I’m a brainless whore for the company...

Anything for Spiralade...