MayaP: okay
MayaP: fucker
MayaP: what did you do
MayaP: answer me i can see you're online
itsVy: Hm? :)
MayaP: i'm on the train and people are looking
MayaP: they keep sneaking glances my way
MayaP: it's really really obvious
MayaP: why is that happening
itsVy: That sounds like a question you should be able to answer by yourself
MayaP: not if someone stopped me from noticing
itsVy: Y'know, that does bring something to mind.
itsVy: Maybe, just maybe
MayaP: FUCKER
itsVy: There's one little tiny suggestion affecting you right now.
itsVy: That I'm not allowing you to be aware of
MayaP: YOU'RE DEAD
MayaP: WHAT AM I NOT NOTICING
itsVy: Well, as I said before
itsVy: You should be able to answer that by yourself
MayaP: you're double dead
MayaP: i'm not playing Hypno Sleuth at 8:30 in the morning
itsVy: Suit yourself!
itsVy: Here I thought you might want to fix it before walking into work.
MayaP: fuck you
MayaP: fine
MayaP: okay so maybe it's something i'm wearing
MayaP: like I -think- i'm in business casual here
MayaP: blouse jeans blazer
MayaP: if i'm wearing giant novelty sunglasses or something you better fess up
itsVy: Bit unimaginative
itsVy: I'd have more fun with it
itsVy: Unrelated question how much of your blouse is unbuttoned right now
MayaP: i
itsVy: Made you look :)
MayaP: GOD DAMN YOU
MayaP: why'd I fall for that
itsVy: Here, I'll tell you, it's not clothes.
itsVy: You're wearing what you think you're wearing.
itsVy: What I did is something else
MayaP: okay
MayaP: behavior then
MayaP: what am i doing
MayaP: i think i'm just sitting quietly typing on my phone
MayaP: but maybe i'm doing something that draws attention
itsVy: You still there?
MayaP: yeah sat on my hands for a minute
MayaP: figured that I'd notice if they wanted to move but couldn't
MayaP: people are still staring
itsVy: It's not your hands
MayaP: am i talking
MayaP: am i just saying stuff out loud right now
MayaP: are you making me mutter mantras on my fucking commute
itsVy: Kind of a cute idea actually
itsVy: I should do that sometime
MayaP: if you do you're dead
MayaP: okay what else
MayaP: if you turned me into one of those people who plays music out loud on the train i'm reevaluating this relationship
MayaP: get back online
MayaP: my stop is coming up
MayaP: you are not embarrassing me in front of my coworkers tell me what you did
MayaP: COCKSUCKER
itsVy: Hey leave the excellent head I give out of this.
MayaP: god
itsVy: Anyway, if you can't figure it out yourself
itsVy: What's the fun in just telling you
MayaP: look I'll owe you a favor or whatever
MayaP: just tell me
itsVy: Dangerous words
itsVy: But sure!
itsVy: I'll take that deal
MayaP: then TELL ME
itsVy: Fineeee
itsVy: Can you blame me for drawing this out
itsVy: I'm having a lot of fun here
MayaP: IM NOT
itsVy: The thing that you're not allowed to notice
itsVy: The suggestion that i gave you
MayaP: GET TO THE POINT
itsVy: That's gotten you sooo adorably embarrassed
MayaP: I HATE YOU
MayaP: DON'T STOP TYPING
itsVy: Suggestion that makes you think people are staring at you
itsVy: Nothing more :)
MayaP: ...
itsVy: Looking forward to getting to use that favor!
itsVy: And have a good day at work! <3