The Affini and her Nerd
In Which Mats Is Not Allowed to Read Floret-Safe Literature
by Ezra Carmichael
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#D/s
#dom:plant
#f/m
#Human_Domestication_Guide
#microfiction
#no_sex_no_nudity
#caregiving
#dom:female
#humor
#scifi
#sub:male
Another excerpt from an upcoming chapter of Trellis
"What’s ‘floret-safe’?”
“A lot of xeno art and literature is distressing to cute pets, so we take out the bad parts and make it cuter.”
“Cuter?”
“They gave Romeo and Juliet a happy ending! It was the worst crime against humanity in all of history! Well, unless you count what they did to King Lear, but Liliac did something to my memory after I read the floret-safe version so I don’t actually know how bad that was!”
“He was very upset. I don’t let him read or watch floret-safe materials anymore. Not good for him. Part of being a good owner is knowing when the usual rules don’t work. And for a cutie like Mats, sometimes apparently the more distressing versions are better? I have to admit that I don’t really get it, but that’s my Mats for you. Always a new surprise!”
😂🤣 of course Mats would need a memory wipe after floret-safe Romeo and Juliet.