Go Team Porn 2: The Wrath of Schlock

Chapter 8000 (Lexinonicon)

by Lexinonicon, Modren, Skaetlett, MadamKistulot, HypnoticHarlequin, GigglingGoblin, Kiatight, Creirwy, Doctor D, MamaClockie, Star

Tags: #cw:noncon #D/s #humor #robots

Editor's note: This chapter was meant to be published before the previous one, but we pissed off the time travelers again.

Then Brittny fell through a wormhole and traveled into the future. “Wow I’m a time traveler!” Said Brittny. “Its so cool to be in the future. I bet everyone’s a hypnologist in the future.”

Everywhere she looked, it was so futuristic and cool. There were flying cars and buses and trains [ed: NOT AGAIN WITH THE TRAINS] and also everyone was naked because there are no clothes in the future. “Clothes are so 2099” said the people from the future. They all spoke at the same time because they were all hypnoed by a super powerful AI computer, because it was the future. The giant paragraph from before had become sentient, and turned into an AI computer. The AI computer had lots of tentacles, like an octopus, except that octopuses have arms and not tentacles, but it’s close enough.

Brittny gasped “Wow you are all hypnoed! I want to be hypnoed too, so that I can break free from this curse.” THe people of the future said “There are no curses in the future.” And just like that, Brittny was free from her curse, but it didn’t matter because her LMNOP-cup titties had been injected with nanobots that were secretly controlling her. Also it wasn’t true, the future people were lying to her. The future people who brought Brtny here made her into a sleeper agent so that she would curse everyone in the future. They had forgotten how to have sex in the future and they needed Brittny to fix it, like in Back to the Future. But they also forgot that they did this to Brittny, because of time travel. It makes perfect sense if you really think about it.

“Okay, we will hypno you”, the future people droned [note to editor: stop changing the verb! it’s clever, because they were all drones!]. “We will bring you to the brainwashing chamber and hook you up to the machine so you can be hypnoed like us.” Britny followed them bimboly until she got to the brainwashing machine. But she couldn’t get into the machine, since they accidentally made bimbos extinct in the future and so the brainwashing machine couldn’t fit someone with DDDDDDDDDDDD-bowl titties.

“Oh no, you don’t fit in the machine” Said all the future people all at once. “We will have to use the hypno ray instead.” They got out the hypno rays that they had all been holding the whole time. And aimed it at Brittny’s face and her tits and her pussy, because the person who invented the hypno ray thought it was hotter that way. And turned it on, which activated all the nanobots and instantly made Brittny into a hypnoed drone, just like all the other future people.

Then a voice started speaking out of Brittny’s mouth, but it wasn’t her, but it sounded like her because they couldn’t afford another voice actor. “Mwahaha I am the evil sleeper agent curse virus! I traveled here from the past so that you would all become sexy bimbos.” And just like that, all of the future people became sexy bimbos. Their tits all grew to ZZZZZ-cups. All the future people were women, because this was the lesbian future.

“Ahhhhh I’m so horny!” Said all the future people at once, because they had infected the AI computer and it was now making them all permanently horny. “I want to have sex and lots of orgasms.” But none of the future people knew how.

“It’s okay” Britney droned [note to editor: since she’s a drone now! get it?!]. “I will teach you all how to have sex. It’s the funnest thing ever, especially when you’re a hypnoed bimbo slut with giant titties! And like, now we’re all hypnoed bimbo sluts with giant titties!”

Brittny showed the future people how to touch themselves. THen she masturbated, and they all watched and did the same thing. They orgasmed at the same time, and the AI computer made it so they all felt each other’s orgasms, so all of them blew their minds and then passed out because it felt so good. They came so hard that it destroyed the AI computer.

The evil sleeper agent curse virus turned into a holographic person who also had enormous 1010101011111-cup tits. “This wasn’t supposed to happen!” the evil sleeper agent curse virus said. “Everyone was supposed to have sex so that future people could take over the universe. Now they’re not future people anymore, since they don’t have an AI computer controlling them.”

“I’m too stupid to understand that.” Brittny said, no longer droning. “How about we just have sex instead?”

“Sure,” the evil sleeper agent curse virus hologram said. “Let me turn into a real person first.” And she turned into a real person who had lots of tentacles. And then they fucked, and had hot tentacle sex, and it was really good. They fucked so hard that the evil sleeper agent curse virus turned into a bimbo.

“Now can you hypno me so I can break free from the curse?” Brittney asked, sluttily.

“Um, like, I don’t know how. Also, I am the curse, so I don’t think it would work.” The curse said, boobily.

“That sucks. I want to go find a hypnologist. Can you help me find one?”

“Okay” the curse said, “but we’ll have to fuck really hard”. So they fucked so hard that it deleted the future timeline, and sent Brittny back to the present, and the evil sleeper agent curse virus turned back in to the regular curse, so it’s like none of this ever happened.

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