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Noob Warning - Posted by Julie91

Hey everyone!

I’ve just ordered my first shipment of Vitality products, so I’m actually feeling like part of the family now - but I’ve been watching some of the workout videos for about a month now and following along, and they’re amazing! I’ve never had a workout program before that just seems to fly by no matter what. Start the video running, follow along, and it seems like just a few minutes later the hour’s gone by and I feel great.

I think it’s the instructor’s voice, Mimi I think her name is? At first, I didn’t think she was at all appropriate for a fitness video. She’s a bit, err… chubby… in the first video. I sort of expected I was going to watch something really fatshamey - but when I understood the gimmick was that we’re seeing her do the videos from the same starting point as us, that was actually quite cool.

And she’s so welcoming, so supportive.

The only complaint I had was, well, while Mimi’s getting swimsuit ready and her muscle’s developing and everything, her chest’s still the way it was, just on a slimmer her - and I’ve been losing weight everywhere. But apparently Vitality vitamin supplements help with that? That’s sort of why I put the order in.

It’s weird, I never thought that was going to be important to me, I just wanted to shed the weight and go into my thirties a fitter woman. But something about how Mimi looks and sounds… well, it’s a whole new outlook, and I’m excited to pursue it!

Reply - CaptainCarbs

Welcome to the RealGainz family! Someone’s probably going to start pushing you to get a more serious fitness regime than the Mimi videos for SwimsuitReady, but I just want to say - take it at your own pace. Like it says every time we log in, everyone’s training goals are different.

And it sounds like yours have changed a little as you’ve seen Mimi demonstrate what’s possible. Don’t be afraid of that - this is a pretty open community and getting ideas you’d never have had before isn’t uncommon.

Will you keep posting on this thread? Everyone sharing their fitness journeys keeps us all dedicated, and that dedication keeps us together. You might even find some RealGainz fans in your area.

Reply - Julie91

Thank you! I’ve not been on the forums long but it really is a family, isn’t it?

I’m not ready to reach out to other fitness fans in my area, though. I don’t have my body where I want it to be. But so many of the journeys here are inspirational or even aspirational - it’s so good to be part of something like this. If I can be part of something like that, that’s great.

I’ll definitely be posting.

Reply - DoraMilaje95

That’s great to hear! I got started before Mimi, during the Danni series, and I had the same concerns, but I’ve been swimsuit ready for a full year now. I’m sure Mimi will give you the same path to success I had!

RealGainz is great at finding instructors with that kind of voice. I’ll admit it - I watched Danni’s first video because a friend sent me the link and I was ready to scoff. It’s really mean but I only watched that video intending to laugh, and I’m honestly not sure when I changed my mind but by the time the video ended I’d started following along, I’d worked up a sweat, and I felt good in a way workouts had never made me feel before.

I was doing crossfit for a couple of years before I discovered Danni, but it was always effort, and it felt like a workout day revolved around the workout. Just like you, when I watched a Danni video, I found it was suddenly easy. I wasn’t even dressed for a workout on the first video. By the third, I’d get changed just before one, start the video, and I wouldn’t even warm up - Danni would handle that. You just kind of… follow along, and it’s just an hour out of your day.

If you get the issue I used to, though, where you couldn’t really keep track of individual workouts? That gets a lot easier once you’ve been taking Vitality for a while.

Reply - Julie91

Oh, that’s good to know. I was honestly wondering how it was I always finish a video with no clear idea what I’ve been doing.

Thank you so much for clearing that up! I’m looking forward to it now.

Reply - Julie91

Well, I haven’t been posting about my fitness journey for about a week, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been watching Mimi’s videos. I even went back and watched some of the early Danni videos, too, and Dora (I hope I can call you that) you’re completely right - she’s got the same energy as Mimi and it’s great to see.

I’ve decided to do a Danni video on my rest days instead of just resting - I’m up to a point with Mimi that’s far beyond Danni, so it’s like working out half speed, which is kind of like a rest day, right?

Danni’s on the Vitality supplements, so she’s retaining weight where it looks best, but other than that my fitness journey has already taken me past her, and that’s really encouraging! And my first package of Vitality arrived today.

I’m really excited by this. I can’t tell you how happy I am that I’ll soon have the opportunity to really look SwimsuitReady.

Reply - DoraMilaje95

Call me whatever you want, sweetheart! I’m always happy to welcome another SwimsuitReady sister to the fold.

Reply - CaptainCarbs

Does that mean you’re almost ready to show us your journey, Julie?

Reply - Julie91

I guess I really should! It’s still a bit nervewracking, but Mimi and Danni are such good role models. I carry Mimi’s smile around in my head the whole time, and it tells me that I can do anything.

My training goals have definitely changed, by the way. In one of the other threads on here Dora (thank you so much for saying that’s OK) called herself a fitness bunny and I just really liked the sound of it. I could almost hear Mimi or Danni saying it, although I’m sure they wouldn’t.

It sounded great, plus it sounded really… sexy? Does that sound silly?

Anyway. I want to be the equal of the SwimsuitReady babes who’re always sharing their photos on that other thread, Fit Forumites to Fap To (although I’m not sure I like that title at all… but I guess alliteration is catchy… oh well!)

I’m not going to be there for a while yet, but just confirming this has given me the motivation to gulp down my first glass of Vitality and put Mimi up on my big screen.

I’ll take my first picture once I’m done, so see you in an hour!

Reply - Julie91

OK, I guess it was closer to two hours. Mixing up my Vitality took a bit longer than expected, but it turns out it’s also not a drink you can have quickly.

So I took my time with it - and by the way, if anyone here isn’t on Vitality yet, ‘gulp down’ was both mean and wrong! I totally expected it to be like other fitness drinks I’ve mixed before, where it says it has a flavour and it turns out to just taste of chemicals, plus it’s so full of stodge you sort of choke each mouthful down.

Anyway, I tried ‘cream’ flavour first and oh my God it’s divine. If it wasn’t priced like a supplement I’d be drinking this outside workouts, too. (And I think I’m going to have to get a friend to try some - but then more and more I think she’d love to be in the RealGainz family, even if she doesn’t know it yet.)

It felt like the workout went longer, as well, and I’m wondering if I just kept doing my exercises after the Mimi video stopped? I do remember a bit more though, mostly all her encouragement. She’s so good, and so nice, and I hope when I get to the end of these videos I’ll see her as happy with her fitness journey as I already am with mine.

Reply - DonnyGKruger

Trust me, Julie, your fitness journey is just going to get better and better now you have Vitality on your side. Just in case, though: if you do share Vitality drinks with others, make sure you share them with only the right fitness fans? Cis men and anyone who’s started transitioning should be using RealGainz; cis women and any women who’ve started transitioning should use Vitality. The company’s gone on record that both lines are designed to react with different hormonal balances, so you should be using the one that’s built for you.

I know you probably already know this, but I just like to check.

Reply - TheGreatUncucked

Typical virtue signalling bullsh*t from Donny. Save it for people who might care about your white knighting, simp.

Reply - CaptainCarbs

Hank, I’m not going to tell you again. Any more of that and you’re out of the forum.

Sorry, Julie.

Reply - Julie91

Oh, that’s fine! I can’t help but picture two big strong men coming to look after me. I can’t help thinking I’d have rolled my eyes at the idea before this, but it’s really quite sweet.

I did know, Donny, like you said, but I do appreciate you checking. You didn’t act like I couldn’t have known, after all.

I, um, I think Mr Uncooked might have spelled his user name wrong?

Reply - TheGreatUncucked

You gotta be kidding me. This place has really changed since RealGainz started catering to women. Not for the better, either. I’m not sure if her not knowing what a cuck is, the amount of cucks round here, or the fact the swear filter leaves it completely clear what I meant is worse.

TheGreatUncucked’s forum access has been suspended for seven days. Reason: Next time, try reading the rules. SwimsuitReady has made this site a great resource for RealGainz users - we have so many fitness bunnies here now. You won’t be permitted to go fishing if you can’t make it a pleasant place to be.

Reply - DoraMilaje95

And us fitness bunnies thank you for keeping the place so nice! One quick question, though - what do you mean, ‘permitted to go fishing’? Is this anything to do with why femme-identifying users can’t see the RealGainz section of the forum? Do you guys go fishing there?

Reply - DonnyGKruger

It’s really sweet that you’re asking that, Dora, but honestly, don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

Reply - DoraMilaje95

Oh. Okay! Thank you!

Reply - Julie91

That seems a bit patronising, Donny? I hadn’t realised there was a forum section I can’t access. Is this sort of an ‘online locker room’?

Reply - CaptainCarbs

That’s a good way of putting it, Julie. We have been talking about a Vitality-only forum, too, but we haven’t found anyone who wants to mod it who can put the time in at the moment.

Can I just say, though, that although I’m sure Vitality will really help, your first photo shows you’re already making great progress toward training goals? I can definitely see the fitness bunny inside.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DoraMilaje95

Hi Dora!

Tell me if I’m making too much of this but it feels like Donny was a bit rude to you there. Are you OK?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DoraMilaje95 to Julie91

Rude? I don’t think so. He said I was pretty and he told me not to worry! What more could I want?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DoraMilaje95

When you put it like that, it seems completely reasonable. Only I was wondering how to say your surname so I googled it, and obviously it’s not a surname at all but someone naming herself after a woman warrior taking that seems kind of… I don’t know how to say it? But it makes me a bit sad that you did.

I guess so long as you’re not sad, it’s OK, though.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DoraMilaje95 to Julie91

Oh, yeah. I’ll be honest, I’m way less… proud? in general these days. Finding my SwimsuitReady family and learning from Danni’s example has taught me what I was missing.

I don’t feel like I need to fight for respect anymore. The RealGainz guys understand how to treat a fitness bunny. And that’s respect, really. I think so anyway?

Reply - Julie91

Hi, everybody!

I’m posting another picture because it’s only been two weeks since the last one but you can definitely see the improvement. My stomach’s flatter, my waist is thinner, but the Vitality is doing its job. My skin’s better and while most of me is getting to be pretty good muscle, you can see my chest is starting to fill back out. And look at these thighs!

(Yes, that’s a new set of HomeFit lycras. They’re so cute - they’re like a fitness bunny uniform, but they’re super flattering. And it’s really hard to find gym shorts that have that booty short cut - but I’ve been wanting that for the last week! I gave in yesterday and the shipping is so fast, it turned into an excuse to do a Danni video on my cheat day.)

I wanted to ask for a little bit of guidance from the experts here. I’m thinking of investing in some proper HomeFit workout equipment - the stuff that gives feedback for the SwimsuitReady app. I really want to work my butt better. What’s my best purchase?

Reply - DropAndGiveMe20

Julie, I just want to say I’m really enjoying your posts. You’re definitely starting to fit the fitness bunny aesthetic!

There are a couple of ways we could go with this. Resistance bands are great for a whole range of lower-body exercises, and the top-line HomeFit one registers just how hard you’re working for your app, so if you’re calculating calorie burn it’s fantastic.

It can also do the electric-charge body fat calculation, but as that’s pretty close to completely BS, I wouldn’t worry about the numbers it can give you - they’ll be way off. On the other hand, if the values keep going down, so much the better - that says you’re doing fine.

(At least until it’s time to go for maintenance workouts, but I think you’d agree you’re not at that step of your fitness journey, and I don’t think that matches your training goals!)

The top-line band is pricey, but the smart squat rack is still a fair amount more expensive, so it might not fit your budget. But if you want to work your butt and your shoulders, squat lifts is probably the workout for you.

My own fitness bunny tells me there’s a great video series for each (she started with the bands, then set up a second account on my squat rack when she was ready for co-ed workouts) - you want the Torrie series for the resistance bands, and the Rhea series for the squat rack.

If you’ve got any questions for her, let me know?

Reply - Julie91

Thank you so much! I know either one is pricey, but I’m channelling my inner Mimi and I’m taking what I want. And what I want is to achieve my training goals and be the fitness bunny you’re all so sweet to already see.

Can I ask, though - when you say your own fitness bunny, what do you mean? Are you dating someone from the forums?

Reply - DropAndGiveMe20

Something like that!

But really, Julie, don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

Reply - Julie91

Oh. Okay! Thank you!

Reply - DonnyGKruger

On an earlier topic, Julie, whereabouts are you based? If you got your HomeFits the day after order I’m pretty sure you’re UK or Ireland?

Reply - Julie91

I don’t know if I should be saying much? Let’s say for now that I’m in north Wales.

Reply - CaptainCarbs

You’re not going to be the only member of the RealGainz family in the area, I know that for certain - if you want a RealGainz workout buddy, you can always let us know soon.

Reply - Julie91

Oh. I guess that’s a nice idea? But I’m not sure for now. I feel like I’m getting plenty of guidance from the community as a whole.

So many big strong men! I honestly used to be quite worried about ‘muscleheads’ but I can see I was totally wrong.

I tried writing another paragraph in this entry, but, um, every draft I’ve written made me blush.

Reply - DonnyGKruger

Mind if I ask why?

Reply - Julie91

Oh, that’s definitely private, Donny!

Reply - DonnyGKruger

Don’t be shy, Julie. You know we’re here to help fitness bunnies like you. How can we guide you to the right decisions if you don’t let us into your pretty little head?

Reply - Julie91

Oh, of course! That was silly of me! I hope you don’t mind my hesitation. I was brought up to think a lady should have some privacy, but of course I can’t come to the right decisions if I don’t get guidance from my betters.

I, uh… Well. In the last month or so it just feels like my ‘type’ has changed completely. Is that clear enough?

Reply - DonnyGKruger

Perfectly clear. Thank you for being honest and open. It helps us work out how you should actually be best helped. And don’t worry too much about what ladies should do. You see… well, no. Captain, this is your catchphrase, you want to take it?

Reply - CaptainCarbs

There’s a big difference between a lady and a fitness bunny, and fitness bunnies are much, much better.

But I feel like you probably knew this deep down, Julie, even if you’d not put it into words. Right?

Reply - Julie91

Oh, yes, definitely!

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DoraMilaje95 to Julie91

I just want to say it’s so good to see someone else ‘get it’ the way you have. We don’t see many bunnies stay on the forum after they find their man, and I’m still waiting for a man to show up in my area.

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve actually started thinking about moving so I can find someone, but here in America, most of the good ones I’d have to share. And if I move, I get to choose, you know?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DoraMilaje95

That’s so sweet! Thank you so much. I’m not sure I get what you mean, but if I’m even halfway right, it sounds very strange, but, well, I’m not opposed?

Is that why DropAndGiveMe20 just told me what his fitness bunny thought instead of her posting?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DoraMilaje95 to Julie91

You catch on quick! You might want to hide that around the guys. It’s not what they’re looking for, so if you’re finding your new type here, you want to embrace the bunny.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DoraMilaje95

I guess? I think mostly I’m just naturally curious. I always want to ask the next question. But if I should stop to be a better fitness bunny, I can.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DoraMilaje95 to Julie91

I didn’t say that! But Mimi will make it clear, I’m sure.

Isn’t it freeing?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DoraMilaje95

I was going to say I hadn’t felt this good since something, but the more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I never felt this good. I don’t think it’s just the endorphins, either, or even endorphins and the Vitality.

I feel like Mimi has changed me - no, I know Mimi has changed me. And so has Danni. But I’m happy with all the changed. I don’t know if I would have been if you’d asked me before, but I feel like I was just plain wrong before anyway.

It’s amazing, it’s great. And I kind of like that even if most fitness bunnies stop talking, you haven’t. It’s nice to have someone going through it with you.

I think I actually do want to find a man. I’m just not sure if that’s the aftereffects of today’s workout or something new.

Reply - DropAndGiveMe20

Hey, Julie. I just wanted to say I really enjoyed the picture you posted in Fit Forumites to Fap to. You look like you belong in that thread, have no fear!

Reply - Julie91

Oh, thank you so much! I was nervous when I took it but I knew RealGainz people would be very kind, so it felt safe.

Reply - DropAndGiveMe20

Well, it was very well received over here. I did wonder - maybe this is something you were already thinking about, but don’t you think you’d look so much better with a nice bleach blonde do?

Reply - Julie91

Oh! I don’t know. I’ve always let my hairdresser work out what’s to be done with my hair. I did ask her at the appointment last week what she’d think of cutting it to suit two bunches, but she wasn’t impressed.

I’m a little worried she doesn’t understand me anymore, actually.

Reply - DoraMilaje95

Oh, I definitely think you’d look great as a blonde! It’d really show off your pretty little head!

Reply - Julie91

Oh. Okay! That sounds great!

PRIVATE MESSAGE - CaptainCarbs to DoraMilaje95

Aren’t you just such a good girl?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DoraMilaje95 to CaptainCarbs

I ammmmmmm.

When are you going to find someone so I can be their good girl?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - CaptainCarbs to DoraMilaje95

We’ve got advertising running in your area. It seems like your local gym rats just aren’t taking the hint and getting online.

You deserve a big strong boy you can bunny for. I just want you to know we see that.

Reply - Julie91

Another two weeks and I feel like everything’s ready for the next big update. There are two versions of this shot - this one, with my SwimsuitReady lycras, ad the one in Fit Forumites to Fap To, where I’m just wearing my favourite bra and panties. (Well, my new favourite - after my month and a half on Vitality, as you can see, I’ve needed to buy whole new sets for my new sizes! It’s a good job SwimsuitReady workout clothes ‘grow with you’ so well as your curves change.)

As you can see, Dora was soooooo right to say I should go blonde! My hair isn’t long enough for the bunches thing to work yet, but I’m working on it. I think I should switch from scrunchies to hair ribbons, what do you think?

I’ve stared at this photo for quite a while now. I think the thing I like the most is that it really does feel like my smile has gotten bigger. That’s all due to my RealGainz fitness family!

Sooooooo…

What do we think? Am I a fitness bunny yet?

XD

Reply - Captain Carbs

Fantastic picture, Julie, and I wanted to say how proud I am of you for joining in on some of the other fitness journeys people have started to post! But we really do have to ask where you live a bit more specifically now.

Reply - Julie91

Oh, well, that makes sense - I completely understand! I’m one of the lucky ones; I have a house that’s bigger than I need on a clifftop over a beach in North Wales, in a little town called Aberrhaedr. (Since I know we’ve got some Americans around, you wouldn’t be kicked out of Wales for saying Abba Rider).

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DonnyGKruger to CaptainCarbs

She’s about 45 minutes’ drive from me! I call dibs.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - CaptainCarbs to DonnyGKruger

Give her a test to make sure she’s ripe, and I’ll have no objections.

Reply - DonnyGKruger

It really is a beautiful picture, Julie. If you’ll excuse me saying so, though, a set of two isn’t enough - we’d all appreciate a third that’s topless.

What do you say?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - CaptainCarbs to DonnyGKruger

She hasn’t logged on in two days. I think we might have made the move too fast. Sorry, buddy.

Reply - DoraMilaje95

Julie, you look a-may-zing! I think you’ve convinced me to add Mimi’s videos into my rotation.

Reply - Julie91

Thank you sooooooooooooo much, Dora! Aren’t you a bit far along your fitness journey for Mimi?

Reply - DoraMilaje95

You’re never so far advanced in your journey you don’t benefit from being inspired!

Reply - Julie91

You’re so right!

Everyone, I wanted to apologise for being quiet for the last couple of days. I was a bit, um, shocked by Donny’s kind suggestion, and I went round and round on it for a while.

I nearly walked away from my fitness journey, even! But I do know that would be a mistake.

Dora’s message came at just the right moment, and I realised I was being silly to turn away from all your guidance. So attached here and in the Fit Forumites to Fap To thread is my first topless photo.

I know you’ll all be kind.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DonnyGKruger to Julie91

That’s the fitness bunny I thought you were! Well done.

I want you to know you don’t need to worry your pretty little head about being disrespected here. You’re gorgeous!

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DonnyGKruger

Oh, that’s so kind of you! Thank you, and thank you for encouraging me!

I’m still looking for ways to improve, though, don’t worry about that!

You don’t happen to have any tips, do you?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DonnyGKruger to Julie91

I’ve got a few ideas, but I might be missing some of your process. I don’t live too far from you - I’d like to come visit, if that sounds good. Are you busy Saturday?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DonnyGKruger

Well, I had plans, but for an offer like that I can put them aside!

Um.

Can I ask just a tiiiiiiny question? Is there any chance this ends with me as your fitness bunny?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DonnyGKruger to Julie91

If it all works out that’s pretty much what I had in mind, yes. Sound good?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DonnyGKruger

Oh, that sounds perfect! I’m really looking forward to this!

Is there anything I should do to be ready for you?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DonnyGKruger to CaptainCarbs

We’ve got to do something for Dora. She turned this around. Julie’s already asking to be my bunny.

PRIVATE MESSAGE - DonnyGKruger to Julie91

Well, there are a few things. Part of being a good fitness bunny is making workouts sexy, as you know. But part of that is adjusting your sexual routine. It’s better if it’s restricted to when it can please two people at once.

So don’t cum between now and Saturday. Don’t even play with yourself. The frustration will make for a much better tester session.

If this all goes according to plan, I’ll look at buying you one of the home fit monitor bands. There are some which are designed for both a bunny and her mentor - those ones are collar fit. That’ll give me remote access to your training goals and fitness journey, so I can even steer you when I’m not there.

How does that sound?

PRIVATE MESSAGE - Julie91 to DonnyGKruger

Oh! It’s a bit scary, but… well, this is part of the journey, and stepping up to the next level of fitness is always a bit scary.

I… have a bit of a secret. I moved my training goals forward a while ago. If you’re going to be my mentor, you should know.

I’m very much looking to be someone’s fitness bunny. I want to be fit enough for anything, and hot enough they can’t keep their hands off me.

I hope you can help me make that happen.

My address is…