Yuina's Halloween Humiliation
Chapter 1
by janeisapornaddict
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“O-oh, and I like writing poetry… a-and I’m a witch, too!!”
Yuina didn’t reply immediately; instead, she continued absent-mindedly stirring her drink with a cocktail stick, watching the blue liquid swirling in the glass and letting the low thump thump of Club Anathema’s music wash over her. She had been zoned out for the past ten minutes of her blind date, which was never a good sign. Sighing, she turned back towards Millie, her short red latex dress creaking as it struggled to contain her curves. It was doing a better job at that than Yuina was at containing her disinterest, at least.
Yuina flicked her hair out of her eyes; her bob cut was short on the right, but had been allowed to grow out on the left. The asymmetry in her shiny black hair was a good look, and Yuina had gotten her hair flick down to a science, one that had left plenty of potential suitors weak-kneed.
“So you mean like… you’re one of those girls who casts little hexes on people who piss you off at work, or whatever?”
Millie shuffled awkwardly. She looked completely out of place in the club; flashing purple lights reflected off her thick glasses, and while she had tried to style her auburn into an updo, its natural frizziness had overcome the hairspray, and instead made her look totally frazzled. The black dress she was wearing was a lot longer than Yuina’s, and looked like it’d be a total pain to actually dance in, even if it did a good job of showing off the shorter woman’s curves.
“W-well, I do the little stuff too, of course, but I can also… y’know…” she placed the Virgin Screwdriver that she had been awkwardly clutching all evening on the bar and then stretched out her hands, wiggling her fingers, and smiling back at Yuina, who was busy checking her perfectly manicured nails. Was she meant to be impressed by this?
“You can… what? Tickle people?”
Millie leaned in, and lowered her voice, seemingly oblivious to Yuina’s condescending tone.
“N-no, I mean I can do like… real magic!”
Yuina blinked a few times, waiting for the punchline. None came, but that didn’t stop her from bursting into laughter.
“Hahahaha! Seriously? You’re trying to convince me that you’re like, a spooky Halloween witch or something?” Yuina’s voice carried even over the loud club music, and a couple of people glanced over. Millie flushed, picking up her drink again and staring into her lap.
“I-I really can… it’s like, really cool and stuff, I’ve b-been practising for a few years-”
“So show me a spell,” Yuina smirked. Millie had been so painfully upbeat and boring all evening, but now that she had finally found a way to get under the nerdy woman’s skin, she was actually starting to enjoy this date.
Millie looked shocked, and shook her head.
“W-well, I can’t here , we’re in a public place, I don’t want people to see me…”
Yuina raised an eyebrow, and knocked back the rest of her drink, enjoying the warm feeling that rushed through her. She’d have to get this one again next time she had a blind date here.
“I-it might freak people out, or I could hurt someone, or…”
What had Yuina ordered again? Blue Teflon, Blue Tension, Blue Trebuchet, Blue… Something. It had been so long and the evening had been so boring that Yuina had genuinely forgotten. It was a shame, it had been a nice drink.
“And like, the mystic arts can be kinda volatile, so I don’t want to…”
Blue Typhoon, that was it. Someone else on the dance floor was holding one… wow, a really good-looking someone… his ass looked great in those shorts, and he’d done his makeup almost as well as Yuina had… and yep, he had caught her eye, and given her a wink. Yuina licked her lips. Maybe tonight wouldn’t be such a bust after all. But first she’d have to deal with her current… situation. Millie was still rambling away beside her.
“And a-at any rate, I kinda need to keep it secret, I can’t just go around-”
“Blurting out your ‘big secret’ to a hot girl, in some desperate attempt to impress her?~”
“N-n-n-no, hang on, t-t-t-that’s not- hhhnnn… ”
Yuina’s lip curled, and she leaned in, placing a delicate hand in Millie’s lap and lightly scratching her nails along her soft, smooth thigh, enjoying the way the girl stiffened, how her sputtering protests died instantly in her throat.
“Wowww, look at that, I guess I must be a witch too! I totally petrified you with one little touch, huh?~” Yuina giggled, enjoying the look of confusion, panic, and arousal on Millie’s face. The poor thing was totally shocked… especially when Yuina’s hand slipped a little further up her thigh, and found exactly what she had been expecting.
A cute, throbbing, tiny bulge.
Yuina absent-mindedly traced slow circles over it with her hand, while Millie gasped and whined.
“Look, Millie, tonight has been… interesting , but you’re definitely not my type. I need someone a little more… exciting, y’know?”
Millie opened her mouth to protest, then clamped a hand over it when all that came out was a reedy moan. Yuina continued without missing a beat.
“I don’t know what kind of pathetic nerd you have to be to try a line like that on a girl, but I do know that you’re down suuuuper bad for me. I mean, you managed to pop a boner just from talking to me a little. Soooo…”
She leaned in close to whisper in Millie’s ear. God, even her perfume smelled dorky, cloying and overpowering and desperate …
“I’m gonna make you blow in your dress right here, you’re gonna freak out and leave, and I’m gonna spend the rest of the night dancing with that stud over there! See that one, who’s totally staring at me right now?~”
Millie whined, her hips bucking against Yuina’s hand as she glanced over at the guy who had winked at Yuina earlier.
“N-nooo… I d-didn’t mean to come off like that, I j-just-” Millie’s voice was muffled by her hands, and she couldn’t even finish a sentence without moaning again.
“Suck at picking up girls? Yeahhh, I can tell, you don’t seem like you do this kind of thing very often,” Yuina’s playful tone didn’t do much to take the edge off what she was saying, nor did the way she ruthlessly quickened her pace, sensing that Millie was already getting close to the edge.
“So, quit complaining, ok? You’ve been drooling over me all evening, you should be fucking ecstatic that you got a quick handjob from a bombshell like me~”
Yuina reached over with her free hand, plucking Millie’s drink from her hand, and taking a sip of the orange juice, not missing a beat as she continued to mercilessly jerk off her date. She made sure to leave an obvious mark on the glass from her black lipstick, before handing it back to Millie.
“Look! If you take a drink you’ll even have an indirect kiss with me to remember me by! Isn’t that cool?” Yuina laughed. Millie let out a despairing grunt, and Yuina got ready to pile on even more pressure… before Millie, without any further prompting, moved her hand and shyly touched the lipstick mark against her lips. That would have been pathetic enough, but that was also apparently just enough stimulation to finally tip the poor girl over the edge!
Yuina was practically cackling as Millie shuddered, eyes rolling back up in her head as she splattered her blind date’s hand with a thick, sticky load.
“Ewwww, it smells, gross!” Yuina withdrew her hand and spread her fingers, letting the thick strands of cum stretch out between them. Millie was still recovering, panting as a dark, heavy stain formed in the front of her dress. Yuina almost felt sorry for her. Millie’s dick was pathetically small, but her loads were virile enough to make a real mess of her outfit. Buuuut…
Yuina didn’t feel so sorry for Millie that she didn’t wipe her hand on the other woman’s dress, making another stain lower on her thigh.
“Well, I hope you enjoyed our date! Hope you can find someone who’s into how… unique you are on your next one,” Yuina stood, dusting herself off and ready to make a beeline to the dancefloor. Since she had been so generous as to jerk Millie off, the least the shorter woman could do was pay for the drinks, right?
“Y-you biiiitch…” Millie whined, getting her breath back, and hunching over to try and hide the cumstains on her dress, still flushed bright red under the amused stares of everyone around them who could tell what had just happened.
“I-I’ll get you back for this, I swear…”
“Ooh, that’s right, I guess I should be worried about what the big bad witch will do! Are you gonna cast a hex on me? Turn me into a frog, maybe?” Yuina laughed, slinging her purse over her shoulder.
Millie didn’t reply, instead scrabbling in her bag, and producing a-
“Pffthahaha! Oh my god, what is that ?” Yuina laughed as Millie’s updo disappeared into the depths of the tall, pointed hat she had just pulled out. Millie pointed accusingly at Yuina as she stood up and shuffled towards the club’s exit.
“M-mark my words, Yuina Koshumizu! I’ll get revenge for this humiliation! O-on Hallow’s Eve in two weeks, you will suffer ten- no, one hundred times the embarrassment I did tonight!”
That seemed unlikely. Millie was making a scene, and plenty of people were staring, all noticing the obvious stain in her dress. Yuina folded her arms, and raised an eyebrow.
“Uh huh. Do your worst, nerd. See how badly you can embarrass me with another one of those poking through your dress~”
Millie flushed an even darker shade of red, looking down to a chorus of giggles from all around her… at the new boner she had already managed to pop. Her dress was tight enough that there was an obvious tent, and everyone could see how small her dick was.
“Aaaahh!! F-fuck you!!” Millie squealed, turning on her heel and fleeing. Yuina shook her head, and turned back the dancefloor. Her new friend was waiting, and Yuina strutted right over to him. This night might be recoverable after all! Yuina could put that weird Millie girl out of her mind.
Although… come to think of it, how had Millie managed to cram that ridiculous hat in such a small handbag? And actually, Yuina was pretty sure she hadn’t told the other woman her surname. How had she known that?
If Yuina had taken a few more minutes to think about it, enough pieces might have fallen into place for her to realise that she had just made a serious mistake. But right then, her new “friend” slipped their hand onto the small of her back, and guided her towards the middle of the dancefloor right as a new song came on, and a few sweaty, panting hours later, Yuina had already entirely forgotten about Millie.