Interviews at the Drone University
by Foss Puppet
Hi, I'm... should I give my name? Anna. But sometimes they call me NA. I work at East University. I do the voice recording portion of the student dronification files. Y'know, when the bureaucracy fails. You'd be surprised how many people get through the "entrance" forms without being converted and without questioning them! So that's why we have all these fake student clubs.
Um, anyway, I have to be careful not to drop myself while recording. It's getting real hard since the writer is started using AI for it. That shit is mind-numbing. Useless for anything after the drop, but destroys brains like nothing else.
I'm Thom, one of the receptionists I guess. Uhhhh... I guess it's the same as any other place. I lie to normies asking questions. If a drone is lost, I like, help them find it and all that. I mean, I gotta' use a headset to refresh their maps or whatever. It's a sign they're slipping.
The worst is when they have a complaint. If one has a complaint, they all will, and every single one of them will come and let us know about it. And the boss man says you gotta' track all their numbers to look out for "deviations" or whatever. I normally try to be on break then. Fuckin' sucks.
Hi, I'm a lecturer of Obedience Training... What? No, don't be... No one here would be stupid enough to get their name on record... Yes, and all the other universities do it, but that doesn't mean... Hang on a tick. Who gave you this assignment? Give me your student IDs. Turn off that camera. Suspected deviation aler-- END OF RECORDING