Congratulations! You're Fucked.
Pretty Plastic Rich Bitch by Lizzi Vain ft. Tuff Daddy
by TheStork
"Pretty Plastic Rich Bitch" by Lizzi Vain ft. Tuff Daddy
Verse 1:
Red carpets rolling out, all the girls wanna shout
'cause they can't help but hate on my picture-perfect pout
but there's envy in their eyes, while I get all the guys
And they're pulling up my 'gram to cop my exercise
and I've heard it all before, from the haters in the air
'Silicone slut, big fake butt'
but this bitch can make them stare
and their man sure don't care
When their pussy can't compare
And now he's beggin' for an affair
OKAY!
Pre-Chorus:
champagne in the VIP, all the ladies just like me
Better get that surgery, 'cause girls just can't help but wannabe-a
Chorus:
Pretty plastic rich bitch
Fake expensive tits (tits)
can't deny that shit hits
when she fills her lips (lips)
Birkin Bag, designer threads
Big booty, empty heads
Feels so good, to be that bitch
Slutty, plastic, pretty, rich
Verse 2:
Yachts in Ibiza, now Aspen on the snow
Plastic pampered princess spending all of Daddy's dough
And jealousy's a sin, while you buy this dress I'm in
And start feeding the slut that's within
because now you can't deny all the money and the glamour
I'm a picture of your dream body that makes all the boys stammer
And you've been putting down those books for some makeup and heels
And searching up doctors because now you feel the appeal
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, YOU WANT!
Pre-Chorus:
champagne in the VIP, all the ladies just like me
Better get that surgery, 'cause girls just can't help but wannabe-a
Chorus:
Pretty plastic rich bitch
Fake expensive tits (tits)
can't deny that shit hits
when she fills her lips (lips)
Birkin Bag, designer threads
Big booty, empty heads
Feels so good, to be that bitch
Slutty, plastic, pretty, and rich
Verse 3:
And now the tips get bigger
As the tits get bigger
And the men get bigger
As the lips get bigger
And the bag gets bigger
As the booty gets bigger
And the cares get dimmer
As the waist gets slimmer
Pretty, plastic, picture-perfect put that body online
When you're as hot as us it just feels good all the time
And laugh at all the broke bitches hatin' online
'cause they just want to afford being plastic and fine…
isn't that right Daddy?
Rap Feature (by Tuff Daddy):
Yeah, uh huh. Bad boy coming. Yeah!
my big booty bitch make sure I'm cumming
Diamonds on her neck, my icing on her titties
make sure that my money keep coming
spank my bitch, play with her clitty
Make sure she got another appointment to make
another shot just want her fake
Expensive tastes means an expensive cake
Love it when I get to make them implants shake and quake
Balenciaga, Valentino, we got matching Gucci fit
And I paid for her body so she knows I'm the shit
Don't need a smart ho' that's a fact
spent a rack on her new rack
Pumped up fat ass that I tap
Now she ridin' on that pole and ridin' on my pole
Spend her tips on tits, perfect bitch
Bridge (spoken):
"Thank you so much for this Award of "Hottest Bad Bimbo Bitch." I'd just like to thank my Daddy, who without his credit cards I wouldn't look this good, and a special shout-out to my surgeon, doing God's work with that scalpel… I just can't wait to visit again because I'm… a…"
Chorus:
Pretty plastic rich bitch
Fake expensive tits (tits)
can't deny that shit hits
when she fills her lips (lips)
Birkin Bag, designer threads
Big booty, empty heads
Feels so good, to be that bitch
Slutty, plastic, pretty, and rich
Chorus x2 (music fade):
Pretty plastic rich bitch
Fake expensive tits (tits)
can't deny that shit hits
when she fills her lips (lips)
Birkin Bag, designer threads
Big booty, empty heads
Feels so good, to be that bitch
Slutty, plastic, pretty, and rich
I spent the better part of two days imagining what a pop starlet singing over some peppy but definitively hip-hop and bass heavy music with a legally distinct Rapper/Producer throwing in his two cents talking about being a vapid bimbo would sound like. I'm not a songwriter but the main reason I'm even posting this story is because I did write this whole damn song and didn't get to use all of it, so here's the supplemental to go along with Congratulations! You're Fucked. I don't know how many people will like it but I figured I'd also add if you wanted to use it (and I definitely started writing the other song mentioned; Fucktoy Fantasy, before I realized I wouldn't have time) just shoot me an email at stork.homc@gmail.com because anyone would get my full blessing using any part of it in a bimbofication/slutifcation story, I'd just also like to know so I can read it.