First, a deleted scene. Or rather, not deleted, but an intended scene that did not make it into the story as the back-and-forth exchange developed on the page. I just thought the mantra was too good to not include, so have it as a 100-word drabble:

Secondly: this story came about because I had an idea for a scene, dismissed it as probably unworkable because I doubted how many of these alliterative phrases I and my prospective opponent could even come up with, especially while fractionated...and then I went to bed and couldn’t sleep for two hours because I just kept coming up with them.

So, I imagine that many readers who enjoyed this premise would enjoy the full list that I brainstormed en route to turning this into a story:

• Beautiful brainless boobslave

• Dazed, dropped, and dominated

• This thrall is thoughtless

• Docile dead-eyed drone

• Tapped-out titnotized toy

• Foggy frozen fuckdoll

• No-brained knocked-out nippleslut

• Needy nameless nippleslut

• Needy kneeling nippleslut

• Toy trances to tits

• Wiped, wet, and will-less

• High-key helpless humping post

• Master's mindwiped marionette

• Master's mindless machine

• Mindless and mesmerized for Master

• Blissed-out brainwashed bimbo

• Slow silly spacecase

• Helpless hollow hypnoslave

• Pretty puppet in my power

• Dumb ditzy dolly

• Dumb docile doll

• Drowsy docile dummy

• Submissive suck slut

• Broken brainwashed brat

• Happy horny hypnoslave

• Tranced-out teasable toy

• Powerless pliant plaything

• Slow simple slave

• Powerless programmed puppet

• Enticed and entrapped and enthralled

• Enchanted, enthralled, enslaved

• Foggy, fuzzy, forgetful

• Zapped zero-thought zombie

• Reprogrammed robots can't resist

• Stopped, stripped, staring

• Helpless, horny, hypnotized

And third, a miscellaneous bit of author commentary: I have a personal rule of avoiding brand names in my erotica where possible. The score counters were intended to be Munchkin Kill-O-Meters, which I didn’t think was really important enough to specify to that degree. “Using you like a body pillow” was originally going to be “using you like my own personal Sybian,” and I think there’s an argument for that line, but I felt like “body pillow” was better for centering dry humping over penetration. I apparently felt strongly enough about both of these abandoned choices to include them here, though.