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Flushed Fabrications Ez Sleep Cozy Soft Warm Mini Indoor Floret Plush Sleeping Pod / Bed / House / Shelter / Box—CUSTOM ORDERS AVAILABLE 

Tags: floret, pet, petbed, bed, plush, pod, shelter, house, warm, cozy, soft, safe, customizable, cute, adorable, sleepypet

Product description: the ideal sleeping spot for any adorable little sophont who enjoys sleeping in warm, soft, enclosed spaces. By default, this sleeping pod features a cozy interior made of our softest plushest fabrics, and comes in one of two standard configurations: box or tube. Custom orders, however, will ensure your little one gets exactly what they need out of their sleeping space. Special internal configurations can be made to simulate your floret’s favorite sleeping positions, and, with proper sampling, its internal bedding materials can even mimic the texture and feel of your vines—though nothing can fully substitute for the real thing, of course. Each bed comes with built-in scent pods which can be loaded with your scent, and the state of the art vibra-sense subsonic speakers can be calibrated to mimic your rhythm. Throw in a custom imitation core and your darling will barely know the difference.

Price: Free, obviously.

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PetalPress HaustoriaLink Collar With Built-In Speakers, Digital Display, and Interface

Tags: floret, pet, cute, cutepet, adorable, adorablepet, collar, digitalcollar, cutecollar, floretcollar, petcollar, haustorialink, nonverbal

Product description: the latest and greatest in our line of custom collars, this is sure to be a hit with the adorable pet in your life. Not only does it come with the standard fare for collar look and feel customization, the built-in HaustoriaLink and digital features can add new depths to a collar’s uses. The HaustoriaLink chip, as its name would suggest, allows you to connect your floret’s collar to their haustoric implant. From there, a number of new features become available. For florets prone to going non-verbal, have them pre-record a series of messages. If they don’t feel like speaking, the chip will allow them to easily, almost subconsciously select their desired message, which will then play from the in-built speakers. Similarly, the light displays can be calibrated to flash any number of ways in response to different emotional and or chemical stimuli. And that’s only scratching the surface. Software savvy affini will find their creativity to be the only limitation. As always, if you or your darling prefer a more personal touch when it comes to collars, the electronic components are available to order separately, and are easily installed onto any home-grown collar.

Price: Why is this here? I’m confused.

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Maid Dress—This is styled and fit for Terran bodes, for other options please reach out directly

Tags: floret, pet, floretpet, cute, adorable, cuteadorable, adorablecute, cutefloret, adorablefloret, cutepet, adorablepet, floretadorable, floretcute, petadorable, petcute, dress, maid, maiddress, cutedress, adorabledress, cuteadorabledress, adorablecutedress, cutemaid [Click here to see 87 more tags]

Product Description: It’s a maid dress. Your floret wears it and looks cute in it.

Price: I don’t know what this word means. Darling petal, do you kno 

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Wisteria Smart Hab AI Custom Adaptive Affini Voice for Floret Enrichment 

Tags: habAI, habvoice, custom, machinelearning, nonsentientAI, affinivoice, floretcompanion, floret, floretenrichment

Product description: Perfect for florets with separation anxiety or similar needs. Once provided with a sufficient voice recording sample, this customizable AI voice can be set to mimic your voice near perfectly. From there, any number of phrases can be input, with the additional option of allowing our sophisticated algorithm to generate new and unique phrases, all in your voice. The options for praise and sweet talk are limitless. Additionally, it comes preloaded with a series of praise scripts, comfort scripts, and flirty scripts which my own florets find absolutely delightful. Note: this likely goes without saying, but this product does not serve as a proper substitute for your presence and care in your florets life. 

Price: I dunno? Maybe send me a cute picture of your floret or something? But if you can’t or don’t wanna you can just download it directly off my personal site and nobody can stop you.

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Top Quality Pocket Sized Audio / Voice Recording Device.

Tags: small, portable, handheld, recording, microphone, speaker, voicerecorder, digital

Product Description: it’s a recorder, the voice quality is pretty good. I’ve tested it myself.

Price: N/A

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Naughty Nillie’s Automatic SmartStim Lower Pelvic Massage Vine (lol jk we’re not in the accord anymore. Hope you’re ready to get FUCKED cause this is a sex toy baybeeeeee)

Tags: vine, sex, toy, sextoy, vinetoy, vinesex, vinesextoy, smarttoy, anal, vaginal, other, flexible, hot, sexy, holy, shit, i, hope, you’re, ready, to, cum, harder, than, you, ever, have, in, your, entire, goddamn, life

Product Description: I designed this bad girl myself (with a bit of help from my owner, thanks Mx!!!! XOXOXO 🌱🍆🍑💦💦💦😳🤤🥺☣️) and lemme tell you something this vine can FUCK. I’m telling you right now this baby can go in any hole you want. And I mean any hole. It can do anal (hello prostate, get ready to fuckin cum), vaginal, oral, urethral, aural for that earfucking shit (Owner’s Note: under no circumstances should you insert this product into your ear without proper modification and supervision), I’m not kidding this thing will give you the best handy of your life while also tickling your belly button from the inside (if you know what I mean 😏😏😏). The built-in SmartStim technology (floratent pending jk lmao) records your pleasure responses and learns in real time how best to pleasure you (or, depending on what setting you have selected, how best to edge and tease you until you can’t even remember your own name). Order today and you’ll also receive a set of videos my owner recorded of me getting destroyed by like, four of these at once. This bonus offer does not expire ever. 

Price: once you know how good vines feel inside you, it’s only gonna be a matter of time before you go looking for the real thing. Mention my name when you go in for voluntary domestication! I like to keep a tally of how many seeds I’ve helped sprout ;)

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What if We Were Both Girls, And We Were Pets…: A Collection of Erotic Short Stories Featuring Compulsory Domestication, Forced Feminization and Other, Similar Kinks for the Independent Cishet Guy

Tags: erotica, writing, shortstories, forcedfem, domestication, compulsortydomestication, forcedfloretification, transformation, nosecrethypnotictriggersherewhatsoevernomissynotonebit, eggs, seeds

Product Description: Some of the sexiest tales of forced domestication and feminization erotica to fuel those secret fantasies you indulge in while laying awake in your bed at night. 

Price: they’ll know

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“And that’s just your order history from the last two days. So, do you have anything to say for yourself?”

The terran shook ‘his’ head, and looked down at ‘his’ feet. ‘He’ fidgeted in place for a moment, the hem of his maid dress swishing back and forth as he did. In the background, the distant sound of an affini voice—showering the interior of an empty Flushed Fabrications floret bed with flirtatious praise—just barely rose above the whirring of a wriggling mechanical vine which dripped with lubricant. 

“You know, I was quite sure that I saw you fiddling with something when we spoke the other day. Do you have any explanation for why that AI sounds like me?”

Another shake of the head.

Gleaming eyes tinged with wicked hunger twinkle in the soft light. “I had thought as much. At least you already have the collar situation taken care of. Are we doing this the easy way, or the fun way?”