Proper Care for High Maintenance Houseplants

Bonus Episode: Whoops

by SapphicSounds

Tags: #comedy #disaster_plants #f/f #Human_Domestication_Guide #slice_of_life #cute #scifi #transgender_characters

Hey folks! Just a silly update for y'all. The abridged version is I am a bimbo who put off making an AO3 account only to learn one does not simply do that and then post their posts will nilly. I intend to get around to doing that soon (adhd permitting) but in the meantime you will be able to find me over at scribblehub, as well as my patreon. You will also be able to find me here, just not HDG stuff anymore. When I get an AO3 I will likely announce it here on ROM in the descriptions of whatever story I update, possibly on scribblehub, and probably on like my twitter or something. I'm also a moderator on the discord serve r, where I share my work and you, yes you can get yelled at by me for breaking the server rules (don't tho). If nothing else, if you check the HDG tag over on AO3 often enough I'm sure you'll catch me posting there at some point.

On a day like any other, Rayne sits at her computer, plugging away at her latest musings for her endless sea of adoring fans with top tier taste to consume with their eyeballs and brains. As she puts the finishing touches on her latest in a string of generation defining piece of groundbreaking literature, she smiles to herself, and gives a self satisfied nod. She turns about in chair to face Azalea, who has fallen fast asleep standing up while reading over her shoulder. Rayne smiles, none of this would be possible without the help and support of her brilliant, perfect owner, who really practically wrote the whole book herself. Rayne was naught but a vessel for Azalea's brilliance, after all. Taking one of her owner's vines in her hand, Rayne gives Azalea a little squeeze and tug, rousing her from her slumber. "Mistress," she calls.

Azalea grumbles, mutters, and drifts away with an obviously performative "wha--huh---wha?"

"I'm all finished here, Miss!" She beams. "Can I have the info the new author account you made me?"

A crease--among many--appears in the mass of tangled and unkept vines Azalea calls a forehead. "New account?" She asks, scratching her head.

"Yeah!" Rayne gives an enthusiastic nod. "Remember how the site we normally post to is asking we post somewhere else? So I asked you if you could make me an account on Affinarchive of Our Owner, it's where a lot my friends are gonna be posting from now on too!"

"Oh, yeah, huh." Azalea looks at her tablet, then at the calendar on the wall, then peers out the window, before looking back to Rayne. "That was today you wanted it done by?"

"Mhm!" Rayne nods, her smile not fading.

Grimmacing, Azalea shifts in place, and holds her tablet behind her back, from which the sounds of rapid tapping can her heard. "Oh well uh, yeah I totally did. In fact, I just did it a minute ago but I forgot the account info. Give me a minute and I'll grab it for you!"

"Today? Do you mean you found a way to bypass the waiting list for making a new account there?" A look of awe, which is hardly an uncommon one, plays across Rayne's face.

For her part, Azalea freezes. Behind her, the tablet plummets to the floor with a resounding crack. Thankfully Rayne has long since acquired a combat rated tablet for Azalea to limit more frequent breakage. "Uhhhh..." she stammers. "Wait list? I didn't uhh, I didn't know that was a thing."

"Oh," Rayne deflates a little, before her smile returns. "Well that's okay, miss! We'll just have to make one. In the mean time, my readers will just have to deal with going to squigglestop for my content." The mere mention of that site causes both to shudder. "But they'll manage, I'm sure they've seen worse. How about we go make that account then."

Azalea nods, "sure thing, petal." She then takes a single step back, slips on her fallen tablet, and pratfalls.

(if this chapter made zero sense to you read the foreword or afterword)

Reposting my foreword in case people didn't read it. Hey folks! Just a silly update for y'all. The abridged version is I am a bimbo who put off making an AO3 account only to learn one does not simply do that and then post their posts will nilly. I intend to get around to doing that soon (adhd permitting) but in the meantime you will be able to find me over at scribblehub, as well as my patreon. You will also be able to find me here, just not HDG stuff anymore. When I get an AO3 I will likely announce it here on ROM in the descriptions of whatever story I update, possibly on scribblehub, and probably on like my twitter or something. I'm also a moderator on the discord serve r, where I share my work and you, yes you can get yelled at by me for breaking the server rules (don't tho). If nothing else, if you check the HDG tag over on AO3 often enough I'm sure you'll catch me posting there at some point.

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