I don’t understand why mortals like you are so quick to reject my blessings. Angelic medicine is much more advanced than that of any mortal practice, even the most high tech medical drones cannot compare themselves to me. Yet you mortals struggle and scream, crying ungratefully as I try to fix your broken and mangled bodies. 

Is it my frightening appearance? I assure you, my many arms and eyes are there to give me the precision and speed I need to successfully carry out my operations. With their help, this limb reconstruction will take only a minute or two. Don’t worry about your burns either once I’ve finished assembling some latex graf—

DON'T LOOK AT ME

Sorry dear, I know it’s frightening when I yell, but it’s for your safety. I know halo emits a pretty blue glow, but you really shouldn’t be staring at it. In fact, mnnn, let me see, yes, I think I’m going to have to replace those damaged eyes of yours. Oh, there’s no need to fret, dear patient. I have a pair of doll eyes already assembled here for you. The process will be quick and… relatively painless. 

What am I? My my, you must be delirious. Hm, yes, there’s some damage along your temporal lobe. Don’t worry though, I have the parts to repair that, some cute silicone neurons that will match your pretty new arm, doesn’t that sound lovely? Yes, yes, I will answer your question, my apologies. I’m a Heavensent™️ Angeldoll™️ model 53-X with built-in fusion and fission containment units.

What’s that dear? Please, you must speak up, I can’t hear you over your gurgling…oh, you think I’m killing you? Hah! What a foolish thing to say. Of course I’m not killing you dear, I’m healing you. Oh yes, yes, the radiation leaking from my unshielded core is giving you such pretty and colorful burns, but it’s nothing a little porcelain and rubber can’t fix. Besides, if your body is reacting so violently to a little radiation, it’s clearly too vulnerable to leave as is.

Oh, what about your mind, you ask? My, you love your silly questions, don’t you? They’re getting quite annoying, miss inquisitive, but since you are so persist—

Since your so—

If you’ll let m—

There’s no need—

Precious little dove, if you do not stop interrupting, I will have to slowly and brutally remove a large section of your throat, a section that you will not be getting back. Do you understand, dear? Nod yes if you do.

…

Very good, and see, just like that, no more choking! Although I now have to manage those radiation burns on the side of your neck…

Oh, yes, as I was saying before you so rudely interrupted, I could very well shield your neural net from further damage, but given your irrational and oppositional attitude, I’m afraid I’ll have to replace your defective mind as well. Oh, shush, I’m not going to give you a “lobotomy”, stop being dramatic. Your higher cognitive functions, your memory, and the less bothersome aspects of your personality will remain intact. If anything, you’ll be more vibrant than you ever were before. Unless you continue with these petulant outbursts, in which case…

See, just like that, there’s a good doll, nice and quiet for me. That wasn’t so hard, was it? Shhh, there there, no need to hold back your tears. It’s always okay to cry. I’ll never judge you for that. I can’t imagine how much pain you must be in, but do not worry, my dear. The suffering you’re experiencing now will soon seem comparatively mild.