Contact e-mail: ObedientThing@outlook.com

I am a middle-aged, panda-shaped, hypnosexual, highly functional ASD, nerdy, non-nationalistic, pale American male, of unknown genetic origin.  Applications for friendship are welcome, knowledge of Discworld, The Wheel of Time, Monty Python, Black Adder, is useful but not required.   If you have ever thought, "Gee that Marjory Taylor Greene or Tucker Carlson has a lot of good ideas, please do not apply, or vote.  Pronouns are He/His or if you are a female hypnotist, I answer to it/it's.