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"The 'compression ray' only makes objects rapidly oscillate between ninety-six and one hundred four percent normal size," Doctor Gizmonstro grumbled. "I'll have to junk it."

"If you don't want it, I do." his companion Minxymenace interjected.

The mad scientist shrugged, already contemplating another project.

The sidekick took the device to use on her intimate toys.