In retrospect, the vibrator's color should really have tipped Betsy off. Not that it really would have mattered--the outcome was probably inevitable from the moment she walked into her bedroom that day, possibly even from the moment she took her first trip to the museum in fifth grade and stared fascinated at a Grecian urn until her teacher had to come back and usher her along to join the rest of the class. But if she'd really thought about the vibrator for a moment or two, Betsy might have figured out what was happening to her.

Instead, she pulled her skirt down over her lush, curvy brown hips and dropped it into the hamper, following it with her panties a moment later. Her jacket already hung on the hook by the door, but she wearily undid the buttons on her blouse one by one before tossing it in with the rest of her clothes. She reached behind her back and unhooked her bra with a sigh of gratitude, hanging it over the back of a chair and massaging the spots where it dug into her full, heavy breasts. Betsy knew she should have bought a new one by now, but 'adjunct professor in Greek mythology' wasn't exactly the kind of position that left her rolling in dough. She could get a few more months out of it.

She shook out her curly black hair, already looking forward to a long hot bath in rose-scented water--she'd taught three classes today on top of office hours, and some of her freshman students had behaved with the kind of arrogant, naive, microaggressive stupidity that made Betsy wonder why she didn't take up a nice, respectable job like ditch-digging. She had every intention of changing into her rattiest sweats, ordering pizza, and curling up in front of the television for the rest of the night. But when she turned back toward the bedroom door, the vibrator caught her eye.

The strangest thing about it wasn't the color. Certainly it was strange--the phallus resting on her bedside table gleamed with a burnished golden finish that instantly drew Betsy's attention. On looking a little bit closer, she realized that it didn't look like the kind of mock sheen that came from vacuum metalizing hard plastic. She'd seen that plenty on the collection of vintage Beast Wars figures she kept in her living room, and she didn't care who knew it. No, this looked like the kind of gold she very occasionally saw on very small pieces at the museum she worked at part-time to make ends meet and pay for her infrequent splurges on a Transmetal Rhinox or a mint-in-box Optimus Primal. Real gold. 14 karat gold at a guess. 

But the composition wasn't the strangest thing either. Oh, it was weird as hell to see that much real, genuine 14 karat gold electroplated onto what was very obviously a fake penis. It was even weirder to see dozens of tiny little diamonds inlaid into the thick, girthy shaft, forming a series of lightning-bolt patterns with a pebbly texture that Betsy could almost imagine brushing against her sensitive flesh. The little pearl nub where a man's frenulum would be, in just the right spot to rub a woman's clit with every thrust? Absolutely, genuinely, one hundred percent weird. This thing looked like the sort of hyper-sexualized luxury item that some Christian Grey wannabe would pick up from a Hong Kong art gallery for his trophy wife.

But even that wasn't the strangest thing about it. Its size was... Betsy felt her face grow hot, and even with no one to see it, she felt a tiny surge of gratitude that her ebony skin hid her blush. Well, it was larger than anything she would have purchased. Probably larger than any boyfriend she'd ever had, either, not that she took measurements or anything. It looked to be almost a full twelve inches long, and almost as thick as her wrist at the very base. Betsy's cunt ached just thinking about trying to clench around its massive girth, and she blushed harder when she realized that ache wasn't entirely imagined discomfort. Fucking that thing would be an endeavor.

Or so she imagined. Because that was definitely the absolute strangest thing about the dildo lying on her bedside table. Betsy knew it hadn't been there when she got out of bed this morning.

She approached it cautiously, tilting her head to look at it from as many angles as possible. As she got closer, Betsy noticed that not all of the tiny precious gems studding its surface were diamonds; it appeared that someone added the occasional polished sapphire, giving the the impression of coruscating energy radiating up and down the shaft in every stylized lightning bolt. She could only imagine what it would look like if she reached down and twisted the little knob in the base to turn it on--the vibrations would probably make it look like it was practically crackling with electricity. Assuming it really worked. Assuming it was really even real.

Not that Betsy doubted the evidence of her senses or anything. Even if it did seem impossible for a luxury sex toy to simply materialize in her room while she was away at work, there was no real way to argue with its physical existence. Nothing argued persuasively for its own presence quite like a foot-long, inch-thick rod of 14 karat gold studded with precious gems.

But assuming it was real, how did it get into Betsy's apartment? She knew she didn't bring it in. Even if she had the kind of money that would allow a person to pick up a fifty thousand dollar vibrator at the shops and forget she'd done it, Betsy knew she didn't have the chance to go anywhere today but work. She couldn't even make it to the grocery store, let alone to some kind of high-end sex shop that sold custom-made gem-studded dildos. No, someone must have slipped it into her bedroom while she was out....

But as soon as the idea popped into Betsy's head, she dismissed it. She didn't have any secret admirers who wanted to buy her solid gold sex toys, and besides--the only other person besides her who had a key to this place was the landlady. And she wasn't about to sneak in to drop off someone's diamond-encrusted vibrator for Betsy to find. As absurd as it seemed, the phallus had simply... arrived. Right next to Betsy's bed. Waiting for her. Waiting for her to hold it in her hand.

As soon as the thought arrived in Betsy's mind, it took on the weight of a compulsion. Her fingers twitched with the desire to wrap themselves around the thick, girthy shaft of the fake cock, to feel its weight in her palm. It couldn't be solid gold, not if it had the kind of mechanisms that allowed it to buzz and thrum and throb inside a woman's cunt, but it still looked heavy somehow. As if it had a heft to it simply from its value as an artifact. Betsy wanted to reach out and touch it, to feel the history behind such a work of art. Not that it was ancient--it couldn't have been, not with an electric motor in it--but somehow it felt old. It felt older than the world.

That probably should have been a tip-off, too, but Betsy had already stopped thinking about the origins of the mysterious phallus. She had other things on her mind, like the irresistible compulsion to pick up the toy that only seemed to grow stronger with every passing second. Her fingers brushed the shaft almost before she realized they were doing it, feeling the smooth, pebbly texture of the myriad diamonds against her skin as her pulse quickened and her hazel eyes widened almost imperceptibly. Deep down, Betsy already knew what she was going to do with the vibrator, and her body was already shivering with anticipation. But her consciousness still believed that she hadn't made the decision yet.

It felt cool to the touch at first, but the metal readily soaked up the warmth of Betsy's fingers. She couldn't help but wonder how much faster it would heat up if she pressed her whole palm against it, if she picked it up and held it, if she... and there it was. Right there in her head, in that instant. Betsy knew what would make it every bit as warm as the blood pounding through her veins, as the slick heat that throbbed between her thighs. She struggled against the thought, her sense of reason trying to find some purchase on the slippery slope that led down to debauched, decadent pleasures... but Betsy found none.

She didn't have anywhere she needed to be. She didn't have anything she needed to do. She could afford to spend a little while lost in pleasure, filling her cunt with a work of art and craft that Betsy intuitively knew to be practical as well as decorative. If it was a little thick, a little long, well... Betsy could take the extra time to relax herself. To accommodate the most beautiful, sensuous toy she'd ever seen. It all sounded entirely reasonable, really. Betsy just needed to wrap her hand around that big, hard shaft and pick it up. She just needed to lie back on the bed and spread her legs. She just needed to twist that little knob and let the throbbing buzz against her labia tease her into opening wide for her jewel-encrusted lover of the evening. It all felt so right, so very right inside her blissfully vacant brain.

Betsy went to pick up the phallus. She was surprised to find it already in her hand.

She almost tumbled onto the bed, her wide brown thighs attempting to part even before she made the decision to lie back and play with her pussy. Her fingers twisted the knob without any conscious volition on her part, responding to an impulse so potent and powerful that it didn't feel like hers at all. That should have been a clue as well, but Betsy wasn't thinking anymore. Not about the mysterious origins of the toy, not about the inexplicable compulsions that washed over her and made her hunger to press the fake cock against her slick labia, not about anything. Desire gripped Betsy's mind and held it tight, and she couldn't struggle against it even if she wanted to.

She didn't want to. Betsy let out a grunt of pure lust as she pushed the toy into her soaking cunt, reveling in the shuddering hum against her flesh. The first thrust went in only perhaps an inch, and she needed to hold it there for a long moment to try to fit the fake cock's girth inside her; Betsy's eyes rolled back in her head as she felt the little pearl nub buzzing against her clit, making her hunger to be filled completely. She wanted more. She wanted all of it, all the way to the base. She wanted it to fuck her harder than she'd ever been fucked before. "...please, Lord...." Betsy whispered, her own voice shocking her in the silence of the empty room.

After a few moments, she was able to push it in a little deeper--her pussy kept clenching tightly around the thick shaft, squeezing the rounded diamond studs in a velvet vise that gripped the phallus with a needy hunger that almost astonished her, but Betsy's cunt kept getting slicker and slicker as her arousal grew and soon she found that the toy slid frictionlessly into the warm, wet channel between her thighs. She groaned, her own tensing muscles gripping the fake cock so hard that the vibrations transmitted themselves all the way through her pelvis. "oh, oh god, oh yes god please," she whimpered, the pleasure so intense that it robbed her words of strength and left her sounding meek and humble in the face of its power.

Betsy's eyelids fluttered shut, leaving nothing but warm red pleasure to fill her field of vision for longer and longer stretches of time, but whenever she managed to focus her gaze down between her legs she saw less and less of the vibrator sticking out of her pussy. Soon she felt thick, curly pubic hair against the heel of her hand, and then the warmth of her vulva against her palm as she finally pushed the phallus all the way inside herself right up to the flared base. Betsy never imagined being filled--no, stretched--quite like this before, and her breath came in rapid, heaving gasps as she tried hard to hold back her orgasm.

Then she twisted the knob all the way up, and holding back became impossible. "oh FUCK!" she squealed, hips straining high into the air in utter, inescapable bliss as her climax crashed into her like a wave pounding a Mediterranean shore. She grunted and moaned like a rutting bitch in heat, her hand moving without any conscious intent on her part to rock the shaft back and forth inside her wet cunt. She knew she would be sore for days after this, even as slippery as her pussy was, but this kind of epic fuck made it absolutely worth it. Her whole world was an incandescent fog of euphoric bliss. She'd never come this hard in her life.

The climax stretched out, one orgasm becoming two becoming three almost without any perceptible gap between them. Betsy felt herself gushing around the shaft with every thrust, leaking slippery musk onto the sheets with every buck and grind against the sex toy--she was going to have to wash the sheets before she went to bed tonight, and the scent of her arousal wouldn't fully leave the room for days, but she didn't care. She only cared about one thing right now, and that was cumming for her golden lover. "g-g-g-god!" Betsy moaned, ecstasy choking off her feeble efforts at speech again and again.

The pleasure imprisoned her, trapping her in a hazy state of mindless euphoria. Betsy heard herself babbling, pleading for just one more climax over and over again despite the very real concern that she was about to pass right the hell out from overfucking, and she pounded the shaft in and out of her pussy faster and faster until the heel of her hand smacked against her pubic mound and added a new shudder of bliss to every thrust. The pearl nub rubbed her clit over and over, making the tip of the fake phallus seem to almost swell with arousal. She didn't know how much more she could take, but she knew how much more she wanted. Forever wasn't long enough for this.

And then she felt it. Incongruously, impossibly, Betsy felt a torrent of thick liquid gush from the tip of the fake penis inside her cunt just as it sank to its full depth. She let out a shocked, choking gasp, her eyes widening in disbelief, but there was nothing she could do to stop the golden vibrator from shooting its load deep inside her slick pussy--by the time she collected her scattered mind enough to try to pull it out, the jewel-encrusted cock had vanished from between her fingers as if it never existed. All that remained to prove that the whole thing wasn't a figment of Betsy's oversexed imagination was a slow trickle of semen dripping out between her labia. Her lover's cum.

She pieced it together then. How could she not? She had a doctorate on the subject, after all. Her inexplicable lust suddenly seemed all too explicable, the natural result of a woman overwhelmed by a power she could scarcely comprehend. The teasing jest of appearing in her bedroom as a sex toy was entirely in keeping with a god who seemed awfully fond of practical jokes and infidelity for someone who ruled the heavens. And of course, Betsy knew all too well just what those lightning bolts signified.

She stood up gingerly, hobbling out of the bedroom to trade her planned bath for a brisk shower to scrub the stink of sex off her body. She was on the pill, but somehow Betsy suspected that didn't matter; she'd never heard of any myths about a woman who *almost* got impregnated by Zeus. She only hoped that Hera had gotten a little bit more mellow about infidelity over the centuries--being a single mom was bad enough without the added complications of avoiding an angry, jealous goddess.

She lay her hands on her broad belly. "You don't get to play with Mommy's Beast Wars figures, kid," she muttered, before turning on the hot water and stepping into the shower.

THE END