In your defense, you were pushed. You had invested a lot of time in your MMO of choice, but played mostly vanilla. However, now that you were approaching endgame, you noticed a lot of other players of your general level were wildly outperforming you despite, often enough, having worse gear then the stuff you had put hours into grinding. On one dungeon run, you asked another player how they seemed to have the puzzles of every single room layout memorized and they typed “mods and macros lol”. 

And, well, that didn’t sit right with you. If a mod or macro can clear rooms for you, isn’t that about the same as using a hacked client? You sent the player a whisper asking about it, and they sent you a link to a blog post from the MMO’s developers, explicitly giving permission for QoL mods, overlays, and macros but only banning mods that would do something you normally wouldn’t be capable of. Still, even if it was legal, it didn’t sit well for you and you brushed the idea off.

…for about a week. As your progressed further and further into lategame, it became increasingly clear that parts of endgame content were designed with the assumption that players would use this client side mods and tweaks, and so you relented. The problem is, anytime you reached out to your fellow players about what mods to use, they brushed you off. A lot of high level guilds kept their list of mods a closely guarded secret, wanting to maintain their “secret sauce” to prevent the other guilds clearing them on the leaderboards. Frustrating, but fine. You’ve gone through modlists before. What’s the harm in looking around?

The problem, you quickly realized, is that almost every big and all-encompasing mod needed about 7 hours of config-ing and 11 hours of compatibility testing to get running right. You had started your search around 5pm, but by now it was 2 am and you were no closer to taking on higher level raids. That’s when you saw it. “Madam Titania’s EasyQoL.” It sold itself on being a simple to install, all in one package. At the bottom of the description, in bright pink lettering, was written “No hassle, No need to stress, All done for you! Fully Legal, you’ll do nothing you normally wouldn’t be capable of!” Well, you thought, this seems like a done deal! So, in a haze of monster energy and Red Bull, you installed it and got to playing.

Immediately, you could tell this “Miss Titania” had a very particular interest in visual aesthetics. The standard issue outlines to what to click for puzzles and around enemies that otherwise blend into the background noise was pink, and the high light text the game normally uses, (a yellow that blends in to the parchment-style menus) had also been made a bright pink. Maybe a bit corny, but you saw no harm in it.

More importantly, you could feel the difference. The way everything played was a lot simpler, and there was even a simple optimal hotkey ability toggle which would always optimize the dps of your abilities. Still something you could do, but now all you had to do was click on an enemy, and your damage would be perfect. There was also a voice, you assumed Miss Titania’s, that would show up sometimes, vocally saying some of the information in the various heads up displays in battle. You always thought it was frustrating how often you just wouldn’t notice the boss charging up his ability, just because the only indication was a tiny square with an even smaller progress bar underneath. Now, you were able to hear a gentle voice inform you “he’s about to attack, Move to safety,” and know just what to do. It was… oddly comforting.

You also started to notice some text pop ups, mainly informing you of upcoming activities happening outside the dungeons, dailies to take care of, that sort of thing. It was nice and helped you bounce back in the ingame economy, which you were, admittedly starting to fall behind in. 

However, the feature that stood out to you most happened when you cleared a dungeon and placed first for damage. Miss Titania’s voice whispered into your ear “good girl~”

When it happened you impulse hit the escape key (even though you knew it wouldn’t pause the game), took off your headset, and looked around. You were still alone at your desk in your cheap gamer chair and surrounded by empty energy drink cans. Slowly, you returned to your screen, alt-tab-ing over to firefox and checking the mod’s description again. You scrolled down to the features list, and read it over again, more carefully this time. Better mob visibility. Easy puzzles. Event reminders. Ability macro toggle. Encouragement. Auction house price info. Wait, what? Encouragement? Is that what that was. You sat a moment and blushed a little, realizing that yeah, it was pretty encouraging to hear that and, well, it did really make you want to try and place first again to hear her voice. And even then, it’s one curious out of place feature in an otherwise perfect mod that checked all your boxes. Yeah, you thought, I can live with this, sure!

So you kept playing with the mod, going for fully optimal play. The thing is, with all the QoL features Miss Titania’s EasyQoL had, you didn’t really need to lock in that much or even use both hands to clear, just one hand on the mouse was enough. And hey, you were clearing dungeon runs so fast, you can just chill and coast and get that sudden jolt of motivation whenever you here her voice encouraging you. The “good girl” you heard at first was only one line available. Pretty quickly you were told “Good pet~” and to “keep it up, daa~aarling”. Your left hand, sat idly on your left, started moving itself closer to your crotch. That’s when you heard another line from her, this time in the tone you normally here when she’s issuing advice in boss fights. “Touch yourself.” You paused for a second, a little frightened, but suddenly turned on. Every other thing she said like that was just optimal, right? Maybe you can’t understand why but, it’s gotta be optimal to start touching yourself. 

Your hand reached into your comfy pajama bottoms, and you felt a sudden great pleasure, your eyes rolling back into your head, before her voice enters your ear. “Eyes on the screen. Keep playing.” Immediately, your eyes snap to the screen, hand still playing with yourself, and kept grinding the dungeon. The pleasure still kept flowing through you, but you had to take the game seriously, it’s optimal, you’re just doing what the mod says is optimal. It’s optimal to jerk off while playing. So you did. You started to notice there were more of those timed pop-ups, but they seemed to be shorter now, and a lot more on the periphery. Never there long enough for you to read them, but something about their presence felt right. 

Whatever they said, it made you feel better and better as you grinded out the dungeon. Even with all the features Miss Titania had given you, all this was still pretty overwhelming, and for the first time in a couple runs, you died before reaching the end of the dungeon. Miss Titania’s whispered voice entered you ear. “Oh naughty thing, too distracted by mommy to clear. Don’t you know, dear? Naughty things aren’t allowed to cum.”

Suddenly, you felt your heart stop. Not allowed to cum? But doesn’t she know how horny and desperate you are after all this? You had to hear her encourage you again, had to hear her call you a good girl. You’d first place clear this time for sure.

Still playing yourself and seeing the pretty words at the edge of your screen filling your mind with bliss, you let your desperation for her approval push you forward, and using all of Miss Titania’s helpful gifts, earned your first place, and were blessed with Her voice once again, “Oh good girl, goood girl~ but, you can’t cum yet sweetie. There’s still one last thing you need to do to earn that~”

And suddenly, as there had been before, pink text appeared, this time staying in the middle and long enough to be read. “Go to the hub.” Immediately, you opened the map menu and fast traveled. Another appeared. “Remove all armor.” Right away you took it all off. Your character’s breast seemed bigger than you remember, her lips fuller, hair more blond, ass fatter, and you’re certain the game has armor-less characters wearing basic clothing, but it seems another one of Her gifts is letting you see your character’s perky exposed breasts. Pink text appeared on screen. “Do the open palms prayer emote.” You did as commanded. Now, it was Her voice when issuing you commands. “Type in global chat: I am a cumslut.” You do so without hesitation, and almost immediately are surrounded by the avatars of a bunch of horny players. The thought of being an object of so much sexual attnetion nearly drives you crazy. She issues you one last command. “Cum.” Immediately you burst, wave after wave of mind-melting pleasure rippling through you. You’ve never felt this good, you’ve never thought it was possible to feel this good. You want to feel this good forever. “You can,” you hear her voice whisper, as you notice a notification in game.

Player [Miss Titania] has invited you to guild <Mistress Titania’s Bimbo Cumsluts>.