The Affini and her Nerd
In Which Liliac Shows Off Her Pet
by Ezra Carmichael
Tags:
#D/s
#dom:plant
#f/m
#Human_Domestication_Guide
#microfiction
#no_sex_no_nudity
#caregiving
#dom:female
#humor
#scifi
#sub:male
“And this is my newest floret, Mats.”
“Is he… writing?”
“I think he’s editing, actually. It’s hard to tell. Don’t interrupt him. He gets grouchy when you do and then I have to drug him.”
“But that’s fun!”
“Oh, it is. But he has an important conference coming up. I’ll have to absolutely load him with drugs for that, so he needs to spend a few days sober.”
“Why will you have to drug him?”
“Otherwise he gets into fights with Affini.”
“But he’s so tiny.”
“He always loses. But he’s a biter. Some mulch-brain called Rosewood complained last time.”
“Haven’t heard of her.”
“Mats hates her. Thinks she’s his arch-nemesis. I’m not sure she knew he existed before he bit her. She got really mad.”
“Oh dear.”
“I had to punish him for that. Took away his books and kept him high and blissed out for a week. You should have seen his face when I told him he’d lost an entire week of time he could have spent researching.”
“You know I can hear you?”
“Yes, Mats. Did you want your earmuffs?”
“Yes, please.”
“And when did you last eat?”
“I dunno.”
“Are you hungry?”
“Um…”
“He’s very high-maintenance. Let me get you some food, dear.”
We're going to meet Rosewood eventually. I don't know when, but it will be epic.
gotta love a biter