“So anyway, like I was saying the show really starts to get good in the fourth season. Because that’s when they reveal the protagonist's love interest was actually a clone of-”

April's rambling stopped mid sentence as she froze in place. Kassandra breathed out a sigh of relief at the break. “Okay, I love April and her silly ramblings but holy shit sometimes I just need a break.”

Iris nodded at the sentiment. “Indeed. There are moments when I desire to speed the timeframe of the universe to a point where the conversation has changed.” 

“But we don’t want to discourage her!” Kassandra waved her hands in the air, gesturing about with enthusiasm. “If we tell her that she’ll just curl up in a ball and not be more reclusive, and that’s not what we want. No, we just need a way to stay interested.”

“Something to refocus our interest while she remains unaware.”

The two of them sat in contemplation for a moment before Kassanra had an idea.

“Want to get off on her thick thighs while she’s frozen and then pretend nothing happened?”

“Why would we do that?”

“...Because it’d be fun?”

Moments later April was sitting with her legs spread apart, with Iris and Kassandra each straddled atop one of them. “Oh damn that’s nice! That hits the spot perfectly.”

“It is certainly a most pleasurable feeling. Although I remain confused as to the purpose of this endeavour.”

“Come on Iris, it’s not always about making sense. It’s about having fun! And speaking of which…” Kassandra sped up her pace, and soon a spray of juices blasted from her and coated April’s thigh. “Damn that was good! You almost done?”

“I can be if it would be convenient.” Iris reached her own orgasm and the entire room appeared lopsided for a brief moment. “Indeed, that was enjoyable. And I feel prepared to listen to the inane nonsense that will surely occur when we resume.”

Kassandra nodded, and April started moving again. “-the evil empress, who was actually planning to…” April’s eyes narrowed in suspicion. “Something’s different. You two did something.”

It was an accusation, but Kassandra had a surefire bulletproof method of deflection at the ready. “Nope, wasn’t us. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Denial, denial, and more denial. It was how she got away with everything. 

“Well the two of you are suddenly naked with dripping cunts, so I’ll ask one more time. Anything you want to tell me?”

“No.”

“Alright then. So anyway, the evil empress was planning to resurrect the ancient hero all along, but you don’t find that out until the sixth season where…”