Smiling, I open the door to my flat. Finally, time to relax after a long day at work !
I drop my keys on the...
With a clang, my keys hit the floor. The counter, which I could swear was on my right, isn't there.
I look around, and quickly find it on my left. As it is supposed to be.
I bend down to pick up my keys, carefully place them on my left, and remove my shoes by leaning against...
I tumble to the ground with a yelp.
Against the wall that isn't there either. Again, brain... Dammit.
"Honey ! Are you okay ?"
It's my girlfriend, looking worried, and who definitely lives in my home.
"Yeah. I tried to lean against the wall to remove my shoes and..."
"Ah, I forgot that hypnotic suggestions can't rewrite habits."
Hypnotic sugg... What ? "Girlfriend, what you said doesn't make sense and I will immediately forget it."
"Oh !" She smiles. "Yeah, I was just being silly."
She helps me up, and I smile back.
"And don't worry about the wall, honey. You're just a bit tired."
"Okay, that makes sense !" I answer cheerily. My girlfriend is so much smarter than my brain !