Beanie Butt-ies
by Hypnautical Nonsense
Josh was absolutely elated that the YouTube video he filmed about Beanie Baby rip-offs from the 90s really took off and netted him quite a lot of views. His plan to use the busty bean bags he ordered online for the clickbait thumbnail paid off well. He remembered when the package he ordered was getting delivered in the early morning hours while he was sleeping, making him stress out over the fear his package would get stolen.
Fortunately, and for reasons he couldn’t explain to himself, the plush toys he was waiting on had somehow magically came to life in the middle of the night and visited him in his bedroom. They all worked together to help destress him in ways that made his whole body tingle in sexual delight, through the help of Choco-Chip the Cat’s brain-bending cookies that had been baked both with a suggestibility spice, and with love.
Josh assumed he just simply had an erotic dream to deal with his own stress, though he was proven wrong when the Beanie Boobies magically sprang back to life in the morning, and happily smothered their soft, plush breasts all over his smiling face. Now that he had a hit video, he wanted to strike while the iron was hot by filming a follow-up video.
Josh sat down by his laptop to search several online shops for used toys. He was looking for more toys from the Beanie Boobies line, but had a hard time finding anything due to the rarity of the toyline. He was just about to give up, until he came across a listing for two larger-size plush toys from the Beanie Butt-ies spinoff line. One plush was of a multi-colored anthro worm with surprisingly large hips, with silver bangs covering one of her eyes. The other plush was of a blue anthro t-rex wearing a black dominatrix outfit.
When Josh ordered the two plushies, he decided to select the standard shipping this time, as he didn’t want to deal with the hassle that ordering express delivery had caused. However, he wound up regretting this choice, as he had to wait such an absurdly long time for the seller to actually start shipping out the package, that he thought it was never going to arrive in time for its estimated delivery date. He had even made a community post on his YouTube account revealing he was planning on uploading his follow-up video a few days after his package was meant to arrive, and he really didn’t want to have to postpone his video.
It was now a couple of nights before Josh was supposed to upload the video, and he still hadn’t received the shipping notification from the seller, even though his package was supposed to arrive a couple days earlier. Josh got ready for bed thinking over the possibility that he was never getting his package, and that the toy seller had completely forgotten about him. The wolf crawled into bed worrying about the state of his package, deciding he would send an email to the seller the following morning reminding him of his order.
In the middle of the night, Josh was slowly woken up when he felt a mysterious being pulling his blanket off of his body. He heard the figure climb up onto his bed just above him. Josh weakly opened his tired, groggy eyes to look at the stranger, and gasped out loud in shock when he saw a naked, busty blue plushie dinosaur woman straddling his body, leering at him with a wickedly sexy smile on her face.
The T-Rex leaned down near the wolf’s crotch and harshly gripped onto the waistband of his boxers with her razor-sharp teeth. She literally tore the boxers right off of his body so forcefully, that Josh’s semi-erect cock was lightly bobbing up and down. The T-Rex lifted up one foot near Josh’s cock while balancing herself, and used the claw on her big toe to trace a small ‘x’ over the wolf’s long shaft. The dinosaur turned herself around and wiggled her massive butt in eager anticipation.
“Don’t mind me! I’m just marking my property!” The dinosaur suddenly jutted herself backwards and forcefully sat herself down over the wolf’s lap, after aiming her ass for perfect precision. The T-Rex was roughly rubbing her ass up and down the entire length of Josh’s cock. Josh was moaning out in lust as he felt his cock perfectly trapped within the warm folds of the dinosaur’s butt cheeks. She was doing such a good job of warming up the wolf’s cock, that Josh was leaking out several little globs of pre-cum out the tip of his dick, and leaving several stains all over the dinosaur’s ass.
An anthro worm with extremely thick hips, multi-colored segmented parts, and a pair of tiny pink hearts adorning her felt antennae, suddenly poked her head up from the side of Josh’s bed to watch the sexy scene unfold before her. She turned her attention over to the dinosaur bouncing herself up and down over the wolf’s dick. “Um… I think you might be rushing into things a little too-“ The shy worm started.
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over my ass whipping this guy’s dick!” The dinosaur laughed.
The worm blushed as she realized she had to speak up more loudly. “You’re going way too fast! If you’re not careful, you’re gonna make him cum in mere seconds before I can get a turn with him.” The worm pouted. “We should be stroking his cock low and slow to make his arousal last longer.”
The dinosaur started rubbing her ass over Josh’s cock a little more slowly in response. “You’re right, I’m sorry. I’ll be careful to make sure I don’t make our man burst too soon.” She grunted while dragging her ass up and down the wolf’s shaft.
“Uh… who are you two, and what are you doing in my room?” Josh finally spoke out, after having been shocked into silence by the dinosaur fucking his cock in bed. The two did seem strangely familiar in his mind in ways he couldn’t quite articulate to himself.
“See, I told you we should’ve properly introduced ourselves before making love to our man.” The worm lightly scolded the dinosaur, before turning her attention back over to the wolf. She pulled a cookie seemingly out of thin air, and suddenly stuffed it into Josh’s mouth. “Here, have a cookie!” The worm cheerfully exclaimed as she watched Josh’s eyes start to glaze over with every bite of the cookie he took. “I’ll help clean up this mess.” The worm climbed up onto the bed to lap her tongue around the wolf’s cock, licking away the globs of pre-cum oozing down all sides of his shaft.
As the familiar taste of the chocolate chip cookie overtook his tastebuds, Josh’s increasingly docile mind flashed back to when Choco-Chip the Cat, one of the Beanie Boobies he had bought who came to life earlier, had fed him several cookies she had baked with a suggestibility spice. The worm stuffed a few more cookies into his now-waiting mouth, which were washing over his mind’s worries with a wave of pure hypnotic bliss, just like the cookies the cat had fed him before.
While the wolf was reminiscing about the cat bringing him under her sleepy spell, he felt his cock grow a few more inches as he fondly thought back to Choco sweetly breastfeeding him to help him wash down her cookies. He blissfully shut his eyes tight and licked his lips as he remembered how her delicious breast milk tasted exactly like liquid cookie dough. Josh opened up his eyes and noticed the plushie worm woman had crawled behind him and sat down, bringing her face closer to one of the wolf’s ears so she could seductively whisper to him.
“Why don’t you just sit back, relax, and lay your head down over my thighs while I melt your worries away.” The busty worm sweetly suggested as she stuffed another mind-altering cookie down Josh’s throat. “I can even squish your face between my thighs, if you’d like.” She giggled.
Josh leaned further back onto his bed with a happy sigh, as the back of his head sank further into the warm folds of the plushie worm woman’s thighs. True to her word, the worm lightly squeezed her thighs together to squish the wolf’s cheeks, making him blush bright red. The worm noticed a few cookie crumbs coating one of her thighs, so she loosened her thighs a bit and pointed a finger towards the crumbs. “You missed a spot, sweetie.”
Josh obediently stuck out his tongue to lap up and munch on the cookie crumbs, and felt his brain buzz in delight from the taste. The dinosaur crawled a few inches forward to free the wolf’s cock from the grip of her big butt crack, so she could give the worm a turn to play with his cock. Josh kept turning his head left and right planting several kisses up and down both of the worm’s thighs. “God… you’re so thick… mmm…” He moaned out loud while licking a few more cookie crumbs off of her creamy thighs.
“Funny you should mention that.” The worm sweetly laughed as she reached out her arms to alternately stroke both her hands up and down the extremely erect shaft of Josh’s cock, almost as if she were sensually molding pottery with her bare hands. “My name is Thicc the Worm.” The more Thicc was stroking her hands over the length of Josh’s cock, the more the tip of his dick was leaking out globs of pre-cum. Thicc was constantly swiping away every glob with her fingers, and bringing them up to her mouth to lick up his seed. “Mmm… so delicious…”
The dinosaur crawled a few inches closer to where Josh was lying over Thicc’s thighs. “My name is Dominatrex the T-Rex.” She bared her fangs towards the wolf in a suggestive manner. “Get it? It’s a play on both ‘dominatrix’ and T-Rex.” She felt the need to explain the joke, while she reached behind the wolf to grab her whip she had previously set down on his nightstand. She showed off her dominatrix whip that fit her namesake perfectly, with its tip having been adorned with a small pink heart.
Dominatrex noticed that Josh had a bit of a nervous look on his face, so she lowered her whip a little and flashed him a friendly smile. “Oh, don’t worry, sweetie. Since you’re more into gentle femdom, I promise I won’t inflict any pain on you.” Her fist firmly gripping onto the handle of her whip, she suddenly struck her whip towards the wolf. Instead of striking him with the harsh whip, Dominatrex tightly wrapped the whip around Josh’s waist as if she were a sexy cowgirl wrangling some cattle.
Dominatrex crawled around on the bed until her ass was pointing towards where Josh was sitting, and looked back to keep a good eye on her personal plaything. She suddenly pulled the whip’s handle towards herself, flinging Josh forward across his bed until his face became buried in the warmth of the dinosaur’s big butt crack. Dominatrex seductively wiggled her ass smothering her cheeks all over Josh’s face, while Josh gasped out in lust after taking in a whiff of her deliriously sexy scent.
“I just need you to kiss my ass harder!” Dominatrex mischievously laughed, as Josh amorously puckered up his lips to plant multiple kisses over every inch of the dinosaur’s butt cheeks. Meanwhile, Thicc got down on her hands and knees and turned herself around on the mattress, until her ass was facing where the wolf was sitting. She jutted her large ass out far enough to press it against the back of Josh’s head, squeezing his face further over Doninatrex’s ass and forcing larger kisses out of him all over her cheeks.
When Josh pulled his lips off of the dinosaur’s ass with an audible pop, he soon felt both Dominatrex and Thicc, who were kneeling at both sides of the bed, alternately rubbing their asses up and down the sides of his face. Josh grew a big goofy grin on his face while his tongue pleasurably spooled out the side of his mouth, as he felt the friction of the plushie’s asses lovingly caressing his face.
Dominatrex and Thicc turned their attentions down to Josh’s crotch, licking their lips as they watched his cock becoming more erect than ever before. The dino and the worm looked at each other with knowing smiles on their faces, right before they simultaneously slammed their asses down over the wolf’s hard cock. They were both slowly and alternately rubbing their asses up and down the shaft of Josh’s erect cock.
“Oh my god! I’m gonna cum!” Josh loudly moaned out in unadulterated bliss, as he felt the head of his cock get trapped between the plushie women’s butt cracks. A few more firm yet gentle squeezes from their butts later, and the two plushie women looked in amazement as they watched the wolf’s cock erupt over their asses like an active volcano. “Whoa…” Dominatrex and Thicc whispered in an impressed tone, as Josh shot his seed high up in the air.
The dinosaur and the worm got themselves really horny when they took turns licking Josh’s semen off of each other’s asses. Once their butts had been licked spotless, Dominatrex and Thicc crawled in front of where the exhausted wolf was catching his breath, and sat down. The searingly-hot sex they had subjected Josh to, combined with the mind-melting cookies they had fed him earlier, had really fried the wolf’s brain and made him more docile than ever before. So much so, that he pleasurably fell forward until his face made direct contact with his plushie mistresses’ waiting wet pussies, without a single thought running through his own mind.
While Josh was licking the two plushie women to their hearts’ content, Dominatrex held out a hand to lovingly scratch behind one of his ears, while Thicc reached out a hand to longingly stroke her fingers throughout the wolf’s mane. “Good boy… such a good boy…” They both sweetly cooed to him, and moaned out in lust as they felt Josh’s tongue continue to worship them.
When Josh woke up in his bed the following morning, he excitedly looked around his bedroom expecting to find the Beanie Butt-ies still sleeping in bed with him. He quickly became a little disappointed when he realized that neither Thicc nor Dominatrex were anywhere to be seen. He slowly climbed off of his bed and got dressed for the day. When he stepped into the living room, he was surprised to see a sealed package that had been perfectly perched upon his couch cushions.
Josh went to grab a pair of scissors, and approached the couch so he could cut the tape holding down the package’s flaps. He opened the package wide and smiled when he saw the plushies he had ordered were safe and sound within the box. He pulled the plushies out so he could inspect them for any damages. He turned them around in his hands and lifted them up to his face, and pressed the plushies’ large butts over his blushing cheeks.
“Ohhh… I’m enjoying this way too much.” Josh admitted to himself, right before he lightly tossed the plushies back on his couch. “I better get going on making that video about the history of the Beanie Butt-ies toyline, so I can finish it before my planned release date.” While Josh’s back was turned, the two plushies suddenly transformed back into their living life-sized forms.
Dominatrex pinned the wolf to the ground, and smothered her ass all over his face. She sat down over his face and adjusted her ass until Josh’s nose was perfectly nestled between her butt cheeks. Thicc kneeled down where Josh’s crotch was and pulled off his pants, exposing his newly-erect cock for her and the dinosaur to admire. She crawled around and squeezed her ass over the tip of the wolf’s dick, and rubbed her ass in little circles around his cock.
Thicc pulled out a smartphone and held it to snap a selfie, making sure she and the two others were perfectly positioned in the picture she was about to take. As soon as Josh came out loud from having his body squeezed by his plushies mistresses’ butts, Thicc immediately snapped a photo of themselves, making extra sure to have the picture focus intently on the massive cum shot that had just squirted out the tip of the wolf’s dick.
“This’ll make the perfect thumbnail for the YouTube video you’re gonna make about us.” The worm giggled.
“I… I… I think… a thumbnail… like that… is gonna get… my entire channel… shut down…” Josh struggled to explain due to how exhausted he was from his plushie mistresses making him cum so fast, as well as his face still being buried deep underneath the dinosaur’s butt.
“Well, it looks like you’ll be uploading your video to PornHub instead.” Dominatrex mischievously chuckled, while wiggling her massive ass over Josh’s smooshed face some more.