[A wide gray hallway with one door on the left, two doors on the right, and one door at the far end. A bright pink banner reading ‘WELCOME NEW HIRE(S)’ hangs from the ceiling. Below it stands a young woman, known to be popular Wiggle streamer and President of the United States, Chyme Marsopa. She wears a standard gray factory uniform (see chyme_bob-factory-uniform-2026.jpg), but she has cut the jacket to expose her midriff (see chyme_bob-factory-uniform-2027.jpg).]

hi hi, it’s chyme💕!  Thanks so much for subscribing to the Bob factory!

[chyme_cat-meow-17.wav plays]

i’m super excited to show you around! Follow me~

[President Marsopa walks down the hall, the camera following her as she goes through the door into the factory area. A conveyor belt deposits Bob the Cat plushies into cardboard boxes. Two uniformed women cooperate to seal the boxes and place them in a storage locker.]

Well, this is where the magic happens! 🪄 Plushies come outta there, drop into here, and then you put that there. Simple!

Now, let’s meet the team!

[The video cuts to a new shot. President Marsopa stands with one of the two uniformed women. She is pale with long brown hair tied in a ponytail. Her breaths are shallow, and her posture is stiff; she is likely nervous.]

PRESIDENT MARSOPA: hi hi 💕, what’s your name?

EDEL: edel, ma’am.

PRESIDENT MARSOPA: oh, you don’t have to call me ma’am. Call me “Miss Chyme 💕”~

EDEL: Yes, yes, I’ll do that, Miss Chyme.

MISS CHYME 💕: Miss Chyme 💕. Don’t forget the emoji~!

EDEL: Miss Chyme ❤️.

MISS CHYME 💕: 💕

EDEL: ❤️. ❤️. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. I’m sorry, Miss Chyme ❤️, I’m really trying!

MISS CHYME 💕: edel, are you from another country?

EDEL: No, Miss Chyme ❤️. Born and raised in Seattle.

MISS CHYME 💕: well, I guess it’s okay for now, but keep practicing 💕!

[The video cuts to a new shot. Miss Chyme 💕 stands with the other of the two uniformed women. The employee is tanned with medium-length brown hair. She stands calmly with her hands clasped behind her back.]

MISS CHYME 💕: hi hi 💕, what’s your name?

TARA: tara, Miss Chyme ❤️❤️.

MISS CHYME 💕:  no, that’s- no, no, that’s fine. that’s closer. you’re getting there.

TARA: i apologize for my accent, Miss Chyme ❤️❤️.

MISS CHYME 💕: so, tara, why did you decide to join the team here at the Bob factory?

TARA: i was a rogue agent fighting to destroy your empire, so you had me brainwashed and demoted.

MISS CHYME 💕: okay cut

[The video cuts to a new shot on the factory floor. Far from the camera, Edel and Tara are loading a final box into the storage locker. Miss Chyme 💕 standing in the foreground, turns to look at the camera.]

MISS CHYME 💕: and just like that, the day’s work is done! everyone give edel and tara a round of applause!

[Miss Chyme 💕 claps; edel and tara join in 0.8 seconds later; they clap together for 19.07 seconds. The archivist notes that whenever someone watches this section of the video, they are compelled to clap along for the duration of the applause (n=53).]

MISS CHYME 💕: now, there’s just one thing left to do! 🪄

[The video cuts to a new shot from the same angle. Miss Chyme 💕 is no longer present; Edel and Tara have moved to the foreground, turned to watch the storage locker. The shot holds for 2.72 seconds. Then, the ceiling of the factory floor lifts away, filling the room with natural light. A giant robot, identified as ✨AF-1 ✨, holds the roof in its hand.]

MISS CHYME 💕 (v.o.): to deliver these plushies to low-income communities!

[✨AF-1 ✨ lifts the storage locker with its free hand and pulls it out of the building. It then replaces the roof. A blowing sound comparable to a plane engine (see chyme_af1-exhaust.wav) accompanies the sound of an anime girl saying “wow” with sparkling noises (chyme_anime-girl-wow-1.wav)]

MISS CHYME 💕 (v.o.): Up, up, and away~! 🪄

[Edel and Tara stare at the roof for 4.81 seconds. Tara turns to the camera.]

TARA: Are we do-

[The video ends.]