Juniper Gladiolus and her trusty paperworking floret Stephy Gladiolus held the various sophonts of the Affini Compact with all their problems on the hit show: Judge Juni!

An independent sophont has fallen ill, Oh no!! But she also won’t accept help because it’s just a cold, oh NO!! Maybe an affini can help her let herself be cared for? Oh, YES!!! A dirtposting Human Domestication Guide Crack-fic