Special Agent Hardwick investigates a strange event at a small airport. He is used to dealing with the supernatural, but the men that he finds mindlessly masturbating and the circumstances around their ordeal will test him. Will he, too, be found wanting and left wanking?

Octavia’s new client is a business man in a smart suit who has a shameful fantasy.

Brittany snoops on her nerdy, perverted, slobbish little sister’s computer in a hunt for dirt - but thanks to a strange computer program, the two of them suddenly end up with a shared interest in hopeless masturbation