A very anxious Debbie receives a strange box that takes all her worries, leaving her happy, horny, and dumber. She invites her boyfriend over to look at it too.

A lighthearted look at the daily life of PAISLEY PERFECTLYORDINARYWITCH and the charming hijinks she gets up to in GRADUWITCH SCHOOL. It’s not quite dolltwitter but it’s in the neighborhood?

Woman goes to doctor. She says, “I love a good Pagliacci meme, but I feel the dearth of unnervingly hypnohorny Pagliacci memes like an ache in my heart.” Doctor tugs twenty tangled pocketwatches from her bag before tossing the whole mess aside with a smile. “Treatment is simple!”

A housewife isn’t just a housewife, and she was surely something else before she became a housewife. Why, a housewife could very well have been a whole slew of something-elses before she became a housewife! Can OUR HEROINE remember the secrets of CLOSE QUARTERS HOMEMAKING?

One ambitious Terran engineer’s scheme to break out of her class leads to the creation of new life: sentient, yes, but not sapient… at least, not by design. What is life to a machine that no longer has any purpose, and how will one eager Affini help her answer that question?

Kira is very good at running away from things. Maybe a little bit too good.

The Affini are kind, smart, generous, and always firmly in charge. That’s just how it works. …Right? (A Human Domestication Guide story)

A terraforming scientist is suffering on an isolated planetoid, separated from his wife by the war with the dastardly Affini. Unfortunately, they might be his only chance for help. Will the couple be re-united? And what internal truths will be revealed along the way?

A few humans on their way to a new solar system stray far from their course and are intercepted by an alien ship.

A struggling young woman and a hypercompetent alien get stranded in space, and need to figure out how they can work together to get home despite their… cultural differences. Wiggle on over to https://archiveofourown.org/works/41618376 for the rest.

We love a PROBLEMATIC GIRLBOSS, even when the Ritual’s made a heart-eyed horror of her. Maybe we love her even more. Marvel as she gaslights and gatekeeps her way into the heart of a reluctant…mistress? Question mark?? A Ritual of the Familiar story.

Dorothy Miller, a young woman struggling to get by, faces her worst fear when the affini invade her home world, only to find it wasn’t what she was expecting. A Human Domestication Guide story.

A collection of short daily hypnotic drabbles for Hypnovember, following Fauxpawe’s prompt list. Tags will be updated on a story-by-story basis.

A loyal, brainwashed slave learns a terrible truth about her mistress, and must decide what to do with the information.

(A story in the Human Domestication Guide universe) A human, lost for their purpose in life, had always felt weird whenever they thought about florets. But they didn’t want to be one. They were just curious! Just curious what it feels like, that’s all…

We’ve captured an Affini, they said. This will turn the tide of the war, they said. She is every storybook monster you’ve ever wished would steal you away and you have never known anything as surely as you know that this will not end well.

As human worlds fight a losing battle against the affini, one ambitious human will fight with words rather than ships. But are all the struggles for power really worth it or will they find more happiness as a pet? A human domestication story

Thanks to the wonders of Affini medicine and bioengineering, Hiss is finally the tentacled, razor-toothed nocturnal horror it’s always dreamed of being. Now, if only there was a body mod that prevented anyone from perceiving it, its errands really would be stress-free.

Someone asked me about my teenage hypnosis fantasies. They looked like this.

All her life Clara has heard the Song; a rhythm to which her life beats. It provides structure to an otherwise fluid existence. The Song demands a Schedule, and she gladly follows it. But when the affini show up with their own songs, will hers be subsumed?